Sarah Harding - worth more than her weight in diamonds
Sarah Harding - worth more than her weight in diamonds
SH is so wound-up she craps diamonds
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
GRB! - - - Green, red and Blubber!
Airline passengers who take a dump, give a pint of blood, and undergo liposuction just prior to boarding get 300 free air miles.
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
'Green and Red'
Airline passengers who take a dump and give a pint of blood prior to boarding get 200 free air miles.
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
"Go Green"
Airline passengers who take a dump prior to boarding get 100 free air miles.
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
It's Those Kids!
President Obama blames the United States being heavily in debt on student's poor math skills.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
"Well, Bush On A Segway, What's Wrong With Obama's Ear?"
Youngest daughter gives away the fact that the President sleeps with band around his head so he won't sleep on his ear the wrong way.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Big Ben Even Bigger Hit!
New figurines on Big Ben come out on the hour and show the Queen kicking Prince Charles in the ass, 24 hours a day.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
"What's This Button For?"
Inside scoop: President Obama in Afghanistan partly to apologize for VP Biden who played around and dropped two 500-pound bombs on his trip.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #9
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The German Ate Her!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #8
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "One Blew Everyone In The Cuckoo's Nest"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #7
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "I Saw Who You Did Last Summer"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #6
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Where The Boys Are...Becoming Men"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #5
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "White Women Can Hump!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #4
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "Guess Who's Naked And Coming At Dinner?"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #3
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "The Last Time I Pawed Paris!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie #2
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "N.U.D.E.", filmed on location in South Korea.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
New Paris Hilton Movie
After her former personal hot video, Paris Hilton decides to personally star in updated version of "A Ringo Starr Is Borne!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Indian Buuts Car Customer Complains
Customer who bought one of those Indian 60 MPG, Buuts, say that manual had "Perfect for four clowns" with "clowns" in microscopic print. Car Company says small print a part of owning a small car.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Bring It On!
Pfizer may have come up with another peter pill. This one acts almost immediately and for up to eight inches. Some side effects include barking like a dog, eating shit, brain tumors and lawsuits.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #19
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "One lump or two, Sir?" "Three, I'd say, Bunter! Oh, you meant the sugar?"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #18
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "I said Dump! Go ahead and Dump!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #17
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Lumpy Dumpy sat at the Mall, didn't care at all!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #16
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Santa at the mall? We got you covered before they get you covered."
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Blame Economy class ready meals for clogging up the plumbing
British Airways = Arab shit is wiry
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Pluck or depilate before you board!
British Airways = Hairy wrist bias
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Can't Please Everybody
American drug company sued for not listing the possibility of suicide as a side effect says that it couldn't list everything the ***** things caused. "The box was too small!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Just when the IRA says it's given up all that bombing stuff
British Airways = Baits Wary Irish
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Fundamentalists' bomb making equipment discovered in national carrier
British Airways = Sharia Wiry Bits
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Our Flag Up There
In response to China saying they have too many American dollars, United States to charge nations for using our moon at night. "Armstrong claimed that for the US years ago", says Ben Bernanke.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Foreigner Kicked Out Of Country
Shit Soft-Rock act Foreigner have been deported from Thailand.
This is the 92nd country that has banned them from singing 'I wanna Know What Love Is' on their territory.
written by unknown
Local Concert Puts Bums on Seats
Organisers of a local rock festival have allocated twenty free seats to the local Homeless community.
written by unknown
Local Man Fails To Steal Candy From a Baby
"It's much harder than I'd been lead to believe", he said.
written by unknown
Cheney, Castro Disagree
Former Vice President Cheney says that the Cuban Castro gang from his end of the island were the ones to slip in and waterboard those prisoners. Fidel claims he was only invited to watch!
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Warmists Get Own Malady
People who believe in global warming will receive a new classification of mental illness. Bi-polar Bear Warmophrenics will be registered disabled and will not be allowed to operate heavy machinery.
written by parveen liddy, 29 March 2010
Legal Marijuana?
New marijuana legalization being hashed out in smoked filled room.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Dastardly Spoof reporter, Earl Grey, in Moscow dives for cover!
After the terrorist attack in Moscow the Spoof sent its intrepid REP, Earl Grey, down the Subway, he dived for cover, slipped on the greasy floor and landed up a HAG's dress eating a Subway!
written by unknown
Found! Ministers Alive!
Seven former Labour cabinet ministers including former Home Secretary Jackie Smith have been found alive and well at a disused RAF base near Cirencester, Wilts.
written by parveen liddy, 29 March 2010
TV Rental
I went to the Blockbuster and asked, "Can I borrow Batman Forever?"
He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow."
written by Spicewood, 29 March 2010
Train Travel
I was traveling and wanted a train ticket to France and
the ticket seller said 'Eurostar?'
I said "Well I've been on on the radio a couple of times but I'm no Dean Martin."
written by Spicewood, 29 March 2010
Jeff and Ron in Wig Promise
Rock legends Ron Wood and Jeff Beck have promised to only source their wigs from free range farms in future after their supplier was found to be breeding toupes in squalor at Hairpiece Farm.
written by parveen liddy, 29 March 2010
Harry and his troubles
Harry was stealing things in the supermarket yesterday while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
They caught he and he was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
written by Spicewood, 29 March 2010
Becoming The Norm
New swear words in today's White House and Congress? "Well, George Bush On A Segway! Now I've heard everything!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Another Theft Reported
Identity thief dresses up like Ben Franklin, makes off with nearly $1,000,000 in $100 Dollar Bills.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Say What?
Populace Perplexed with Pope's Platitudinous Approach to Pederast Problem
written by Charpa93, 29 March 2010
Only Trouble, They All Look So Silly Out There!
Preacher handing out 3D glasses at church really gives the crowd the old "Fire & Brimstone" an extra oomph!
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #15
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Singing Dry Hole! Dry Hole! It's up Shit Creek we go!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #14
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "I got the new ones with Obama's face on the inside!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #13
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Oh what a wonderful whiz, it is!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #12
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Hey look! One lasted a full week for the kid!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #11
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Like to gamble? Relax, whether you're in the pot or not!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #10
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Can I be excused? I think I just double-dipped!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Lewis Hamilton acted like a DICKHEAD and now its been confirmed, he is one!
An Australian minister accused Lewis Hamilton of acting like a DICKHEAD, as they say in POMMYLAND, that's a kettle calling a pot BLACK (Politicians are well-known for their DICKHEADEDNESS!)
written by unknown
Adult Diapers #9
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "I think I'll just sit back and go with the flow!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #8
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Lead the bar crowd with 'Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #7
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "I see you're wearing yellow pants also."
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #6
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "To pee or not to pee...it's your choice!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #5
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Hey, Magic Johnson and Larry Bird dribbled too!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #4
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "YOU just shit?? Me Too!!!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #3
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Urine & Year Out, we got you covered!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers #2
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Fart as hard as you like, without fear!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Adult Diapers
The benefits of Adult Diapers: "Don't Worry, Be Crappy!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #39
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "The Girth Of A Nation"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #38
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "She Done Him Wrong (His Penis Is Gone)"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #37
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "The Jizz Slinger"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #36
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame Meets OJ, The Running Back From USC"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Pope Facing Accusations
Pope accused of enforcing "Don't Ask, Don't Tail" several years ago.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Stay In Practice
'I am very proud': Pensioner becomes oldest father in Britain at 76. Credits 50 years of weiner waving!
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Pill-Poppers!
Pill-popper nation: Prescriptions soar as we pick up more than 16 EACH every year. "And that's not even including sick people", states NHS spokesman.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
No Photos Please
Barack Obama gives pep talk to troops, shits pants twice, on surprise visit to Afghanistan.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Lucy In The Sky?
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes: How Danielle started seeing colours of the rainbow 'snowing'. Some say it means LSD.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Just Proving A Point!
Police accused of trespass after 'burgling' 50 homes to show owners how insecure they are. Also forced to give back burgled items.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Wrong Side Of The Law
New law being passed where wind turbines placed that will cost you a $100 ticket if farting on the wrong side.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Bug Still Around
Sick-leave Britain as one million set to fall ill with winter vomiting bug that has spread into spring. "We're now calling it the "Winter/Spring Vomiting Bug", says doctor.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Watch Your Gestures
British man faces six months in Dubai jail for making offensive gesture at Iraqi student. "I though smiling was a universal signal of friendship", states jailbird.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Ernest T Bass Relative?
Man who got 15 years for prison break-in is now missing from cell.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Simpson Loses This Year
Lautner, Miley Cyrus win Kids' Choice Awards. Bart Simpson finishes close third.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Here It Comes
AT&T will take $1B non-cash charge for health care, cut retirement pensions in first move since Obamacare approved.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Southern Dinosaur Bogus?
First tyrannosaur fossil from Southern Hemisphere turns out to be obese sheriff from Hazard, Georgia who fell into a tar pit in 2008.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Southern Tyrannosaur Discovered
First tyrannosaur fossil from Southern Hemisphere wore straw hat, smoked corncob pipe.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Earth Hour Has Longer Observance Than Intended
Landmarks, cities worldwide unplug for Earth Hour go dark for ten more hours after everyone turns them back on at once, creating blackout.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
"Where's The Dog?
Grasshopper outlook strikes fear on Western range. "At least they're not those horrible locusts", states naked, bald-headed rancher, wife and kids.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Grand Day Today, Tonight
World stocks, euro, dollar, pound, penises rise as debt worries ease.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Prison's Too Crowded #6
Many felony pot cases, somebody offed in gang war, getting tossed out of court.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Prisons Too Crowded #5
Many felony pot cases, bank holdups where criminal is permanently purple from exploding bag, getting tossed out of court.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Prisons Too Crowded #4
Many felony pot cases, elderly person too slow to make it across intersection, getting tossed out of court.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Prisons Too Full #3
Many felony pot cases, blown up cars that got someone else's parking place, getting tossed out of court.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Prisons Too Full #2
Many felony pot cases, runaway Toyotas, Fords, Chevies, Nissans, Amish buggies getting tossed out of court.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Prisons Too Full!
Many felony pot cases, murders where accused just having a bad day, getting tossed out of court.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Not The Same
Miracle under scrutiny in John Paul beatification. "Popemobile hydroplaning was not the same as walking on water">
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Election Goes Uncontested
Myanmar opposition party won't contest election. "Wouldn't be around long if we did", stated leading opponent.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Obams/Drug Company Deal Emerges
THE INFLUENCE GAME: Drug lobby's health care win as they cut deal to keep high prices as uninsured forced to buy insurance even if they have no money for it.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
FBI Arrest Three
At least 3 arrests after FBI raids in Midwest as officers told once again that the Taliban are in the "Mideast", not "Midwest".
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
No Real Miracle
Miracle under scrutiny in John Paul beatification. Man who levitated from chair in the front row was merely passing gas.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
It Was Already Parted
Miracle under scrutiny in John Paul beatification as several in front role in visit say he did not cause the parting of the hair on guy in first row.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
But Obamacare Passed
County Parks and Recreaction sees usage rise in 2009 as many who lost their homes last year now living in tents.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Older Couple Climb Something
Local couple climb Mount Kilimanjaro "or was it Mount City Dump. Do you remember, Hon? It's right over there about a mile from here."
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Health Care To Cause Docctor Shortage?
Health overhaul likely to strain doctor shortage as many planning to retire or go to other professions.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Obama Makes Six Hour Stop
After week of wins, Obama turns to Afghanistan, where he cannot bribe his way past the Taliban.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #35
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Invasion of the Booby Snatchers"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Southern Baptist snake charming congregation behind this fantasy?
Carbon Neutral = Cobra Nun Alert
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
This one's plain disgusting!
Carbon Neutral = Anal Cunt Borer
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Blame Pavarotti for all this global warming nonsense!
Carbon Neutral = Curb Anal Tenor
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Screwing over the earth again?
Carbon Neutral = No Carnal Brute
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
That's what you get for shagging minerals...
Carbon Neutral = Carnal Bone Rut
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Global warming campaign's all in the head
Sandra Bullock = Carbon Skull Ad
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Something fishy about this Oscar winner!
Sandra Bullock = Banal Cod Lurks
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Hellfire Club grandee up the swanee
Sandra Bullock = Sunk Cabal Lord
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Following coldest winter in 30 years
Al Gore rings John Edwards for PR advice.
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
Betting on a rodent's molars
Tottenham Hotspur = Hamster Tooth Punt
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Turning up the Premiership heat
Tottenham Hotspur = Hot Thermostat Pun
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Obama health care recruiters fly into Heathrow
Seeking thousands of trained doctors to treat 40,000,000 new patients in the USA.
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
Class war suspected in today's blasts
Moscow Bombings = Big Snob Cow's Mom
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Hairtrigger device set off the explosions?
Moscow Bombings = Mob Son Combs Wig
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Robert's mother semtex hairpiece
Moscow Bombings = Bob's Mom's Wig Con
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Fitting climax for fanny semtex mastermind
Moscow Bombings = Womb Boss Coming
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Reuterus blames Russian choiristers
Moscow Bombings = Womb Combo Sings
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
Macca's ex is the devil's spawn
Heather Mills = Hellish Mater
written by queen mudder, 29 March 2010
WAG by another name
Welsh Assembly Government - praises lots of things - but ingores the bottom line - Wales remains is at the bottom of the UK economic barrel c/o WAG.
written by Tcoah, 29 March 2010
New Government Aid
The U.S. mint plans to alter the formula of its printing paper by adding spandex to the cotton. This is their way of helping with the economic hardship by helping Americans stretch a dollar.
written by SonofChaucer, 29 March 2010
From China, Japan, Future Generations
Report: The United States now mostly a "Borrow-Based" economy.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Nut Screws Washers and Bolts
An escaped lunatic is being sought by police around Broadmoor after he attacked and raped three women in a nearby laundry.
written by MostlyHarmless, 29 March 2010
Essex Man Scoops £100 in Nigerian Lottery
Fred Gullible of Harlow has won a fortune in the Nigerian Lottery. "I got a nice email asking me to send £25,000 to cover expenses, so I sold my house. I'm expecting a cheque any day soon" he said.
written by MostlyHarmless, 29 March 2010
Elephant Stops Train in India
The Delhi to Mumbai express was halted for more than two hours today, by an elephant on the track. "It was the wrong kind of elephant" a spokesman said.
written by MostlyHarmless, 29 March 2010
London to Sidney rail tunnel announced
Plans have been unveiled for a direct London to Sidney rail tunnel. Trains will run twice a day though the 12,000 mile tunnel, travelling at up to 3000 mph, except through Kent.
written by MostlyHarmless, 29 March 2010
Really Really Low
Nancy Pelosi ratings fall below that of Benito Mussolini days before he was hung.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Poor Martha!
Guest Martha Stewart revealed on Oprah Friday that while she was in prison, she actually had to drink red wine with her fish.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Fickle! Fickle!
New Jersey man found dead with head in the oven after his robotic doll walked out on him with TV repair man.
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #34
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Some Like It A Lot!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #33
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Yank That Doodle Dandy"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #32
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Paki Driver"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #31
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Snow White & The Seven Inches"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
What Did He Say?
Vice President Biden was overheard saying that the November mid-term Congressional election will be a referendum between Demicans and Republicrats about President Pelosi's health care legislation!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Paper or Plastic
A UN study indicates that some plastic items placed in microwave ovens cause sexually transmitted diseases. The UN calls for an immediate ban on heating condoms in microwave ovens!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Anyone Got the FLIT?
Every 17 to 20 years Democratic far left liberals arrive like Locusts to devour the USA political system. The liberals then crawl back into their holes, while ordinary citizens clean up the mess!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Watch the Door on Your Way Out
Democratic liberals had an orgasm over the passing of "Obamacare." In November the Democratic Party may wakeup with 50 cents on the pillow & a bloody arsehole, after being screwed by American voters!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Gambling on the Future
Inside sources claim Senate Majority Leader Reid has been hired as a Las Vegas NV gaming consultant. Employment is scheduled to begin in early January 2011, should the Senator be leaving his old job.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
3D Movie remake #30
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Singing Into Jane!"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Environmentalists Push for a Return to Whale Oil Lamps
Environmentalists "unplug" for a day to protest electricity! A counter protester said "these people have been unplugged for years" and carried a sign that read Build More Nuclear Power Plants!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
EPA Taking No Chances
A leaked EPA memo indicates the Donkey is being considered for inclusion on the endangered species list. Plans are very preliminary & highly dependent on the November 2010 Congressional elections.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Not Possible, But Maybe
Mark Twain said "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." VP Biden must be over 125 years old to have met Mr. Twain!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Arab League Suggests Closer Ties with Iran
When you think you have the Middle-East situation figured out someone throws another rattlesnake into the pit! Perhaps Dr. Einstein was wrong when he said "God doesn't play dice with the Universe."
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Obama Administration Search for TSA Chief Continues
A potential candidate is Porky Smith, an Iowa pig farmer. Press Secretary Gibbs confided "nobody else in the Obama Administration seems to know what they are doing, so one more won't matter!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
President Obama Issues 15 Recess Appointments
The president has appointed Ms. Sally Smith as the new recess monitor at PS 227 in the Bronx NY, Mrs. Josephine Jones as the…………………!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
San Francisco Goes Dark
The lights went out in San Francisco CA, but not because of protests! It seems too many vibrators were plugged in at one time, overloading the electric grid.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
President Obama Abolishes the US Postal Service
The president announced abolishment of the USPS. The 600,000 workers will be assigned to run the Internet delivering email! The problem of using the Internet to deliver packages must still be solved.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
Miley Cyrus to Quit Music
"The Spoof" writers were seen acting strange & some considered jumping out of windows, as a source of good material is vanishing! Then Miley announced she is concentrating on movies & calm returned.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
3D Movie remake #29
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "The Slow Spank Convention".
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
Subversion of the US Constitution
Democratic far left liberal loons cite the clauses of the US Constitution that fits their Socialist agenda. These same Democratic loons manage to ignore other relevant clauses of the US Constitution!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 March 2010
3D Remake #28
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Shitter's List"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
3D Movie Remake #27
With the coming of 3D television some of the old movies may be re-released with a more adult look, such as "Woman Holiday"
written by Bureau, 29 March 2010
