WI News
Mamplebury WI raised £23 towards the cost of coppicing the Verger's beard with their Gulliver Weekend.
Members managed to pin down visiting giant Lemuel Gulliver in 27 hours 32 minutes - beating the previous record set by Minchinhampton, Amberley & Box.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Cameron Attacked by "Tame" Hippo
Silent Bugler Adelbert Greubelberger "tests the boundaries of sound" in his new album, according to Vacuum Flange Quarterly.
In the album Greubelberger punctuates the 9 tracks with bursts of loud bugling.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Comet Sighting Imminent
Vernon Clunt, 47, of Clun, Shropshire, yesterday staked a claim as part-creator of favourite Kids' TV character Rumpletumple the Goblin.
"Basil Quavering did the voice, but I had a hand in the puppet's character. My left hand", claimed Clun.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Japanese Knotweed Threat to BBC HQ
Lancelot Mounteboy, the mincing TV Chef, created a new pudding on his TV Show Queen of Puddings last night. He named the dessert - a very dry concoction of plain biscuit and stale bread - "Nun's Twat".
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Fuel Price Hike Fuels Fuel Price Hike
Effeminate TV Chef Lancelot Mounteboy, known as The Queen of Puddings, made a Spotted Dick on his TV show Queen of Puddings last night.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Hardimans Launch New Golfing Range
Len Blatt's new collection "Sigh of the Fen" reeks of the bleak East Anglian plains and their "sad tarpaulin skies". There are "consumptive churches" and "arthritic seagulls". Always, madness lurks in the "windmill's brokenbacked shadow".
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
French Lamb Off the Menu
Vinophile
with Victor Ludorum
Here is a Chateauneuf to taste and die. Les Badinettes 2005 has a nose bursting with rancid beef and old blood. On the palate, sewage battles with charred lamprey for a pyhrric supremacy.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Among the Herbs
Bishop's Rectum, dried and powdered, is known to dampen unwanted ardours. Mulatto's Nostril in a broth with goat's milk and Stinking Pissmire Vine is a great curb to the appetite. Agued priests swear by Schoolgirl's Navel.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Ombudsman Discovered in Omelette
Camp TV Chef Lancelot Mounteboy, known as "The Queen of Puddings", made a Queen of Puddings on his TV show The Queen of Puddings last night.
written by Erskin Quint, 18 March 2010
Not A Cure
Scientists say that electric shock from battery to a man's testicles can eliminate erectile dysfunction for six hours, consciousness for 24.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Be Better Prepared Next Year
Final figures on Black Friday late last year says the shops did pretty well, but Shoplifter's Saturday was even bigger.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Forget Gate-Crashers
No Democrats in Washington saying much about gate-crashers these days. They lost interest when they saw that Joe Biden wasn't on it either.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Smoking On the Increase Again
Smoking in U.S. back up again in 2010, due to legalized medical marijuana use.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Oral History
"The Oral History of President Bill Clinton" now at the Clinton Library, behind counter at many bookstores.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Lobbyist Up Ante
Opponents of the President's health care bill say that lobbyists have added another 500 pages while they were arguing about it.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #19
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Revenge Of The Cock Sockers"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Puberty Makes You Thick!
Changes to brain during puberty 'make teenagers thick'...in more than one way.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Mugged Man The One Arrested
Student freed after being jailed for confronting gang that mugged HIM. "Their leader put in a good word for me", states victim.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Illegal Immigrant Backs Out
Illegal migrant gives up on plan to enter UK (while in Channel Tunnel) because it is 'racist' even after crowd informed him it was one of those crazy Toyotas.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Enough Is Enough
Vicar bans 'anti-Christian' exercise class Tai Chi, dancing Hare Krishna, Voodoo sacrifices from church hall.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Yacht Grounded
Canadians rescued from grounded yacht in Galapagos after getting stuck on big turtle.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Arbeit Macht Frei thieves are sentenced to 3 years hard-labour, guess where? Auschwitz!
A Polish court has sentenced the thieves of the infamous sign to 3 years hard-labour in Auschwitz, duties of overseeing the sentence have been given to the Israeli SS, a very special honour, JAWOHL!
written by unknown
Porn To Wear Condoms #18
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Safety Tool For The Boy At The Pool"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #17
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Weiner Wrapper Seeking The Gapper"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #16
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Willie Warmers For The Gals Of Farmers"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #15
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Love Gloves For The Fuzz!"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #14
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Johnny Bags For Flaming Fags"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #13
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Wearing a Hat To Go See The Cat"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #12
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Hoody, And The Blowfish Goody"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #11
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Venus Shirt Before Lifting Skirt"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #10
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Raincoat Before The Big Jolt"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn Must Wear Condoms #9
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Wet Suits For Puss-In-Boots"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #8
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Silky Sheath For Peter McBeef"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #7
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Brand New Goalie To Protect The Polie & The Holie"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Local Man Bets on Horse
...Betting shop refuses him entry until he dismounts and gives it a carrot.
written by unknown
Porn To Wear Condoms #6
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, ""A Bullet-Proof Vest For The Bird In The Nest"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Local Jogger Looses Fifty Pounds
..the money tumbled out his trouser pockets while he pranced about like a sweaty knob.
written by unknown
Porn To Wear Condoms #5
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "Rubber Magic For Rod The Gadget"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Exotic Sponsored Walks for the Blind Fraud Discovered
...unscrupulous con-men had made them walk up and down the stairs a hundred times and told them they were in actually Peru.
written by unknown
Outcast Skateboarder
A Los Angeles teen is being ostracized by his fellow skateboarders for never having broken a bone. He says he's not a bad skater, and frequently does rad tricks, but just can't seem to ever get hurt.
written by SonofChaucer, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #4
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Rubber Straight Jacket For Mad Johnny One-Eye"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms #3
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Lamb Skin For The Laying Hen"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Writing Spoof Snippets Is Much easier than Wasting Time on Full Stories
...or so claims man who only recently began writing spoof snippets on this site. Give him a week and then we'll see...
written by unknown
Porn To Wear Condoms #2
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Battle Helmet For The Honker"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cats are 10-times more likely to Piss in your Shoe
Dogs prefer leaving more substantial 'gifts'.
written by unknown
Rod Stewert Gets Long-Awaited Answer
No, you are not sexy and no, we do not want your body.
written by unknown
Jihad Jane never had sex with Bin Laden, she did give him a perfect "cyber Clinton" though!
Jihad Jane flatly denies having sex with exiled caveman Bin Laden, she does admit to giving him a "cyber blow job" though, after all she is one of them so why not "suck up" to him!
written by unknown
Bernake Defends His Tenure
Fed. chairman Ben Bernake says economy is fixed, and uses youtube videos of people playing with coins as evidence. He claims "since they have 2 nickels to rub together, they're not so poor afterall."
written by SonofChaucer, 18 March 2010
Pulled under trades description act
fish fingers, as it is claimed that there are no fishes fingers in fish fingers
written by Jo Dash, 18 March 2010
Porn To Wear Condoms
Safety board to weigh requiring condoms in porn movies. To begin with, "A Hat For Little Joe".
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
California Smoking Ban
California considers smoking ban at all state parks. "How the ^&*%%^ are we to cook?", ask campers.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Smokey Objects To Smoke Ban
California considers smoking ban at all state parks. Smokey The bear objects. "No bears have the habit. Got more sense!"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
No To Pens!
Pelosi: GOP, insurers ready to attack health bill as Walgreens drops any new medicare patients, doctors threaten strike, no more free ink pens from drug suppliers.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Long Range View
Clinton calls Israel rift a challenge. She will take a time machine back 4,000 years and talk with Ishmael and Isaaac.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Demolition Penis Sought?
More demolition penises sought! I'm sorry, that should be, more demolition permits sought.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Smaller Containers?
Kraft mac & cheese, Morton Salt, other foods are about to get less salty.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
World's Oldest Dog!
Study shows Aussie dingo may be world's oldest dog. Joey Dingleberry will be 102 in September.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Reason for Glenn Beck's Wildness Discovered
Glenn Beck was arrested outside a Chucky Cheese for possession of crystal meth. When the DEA agents searched him, besides the meth, they found nothing else in his pockets but knives and lint.
written by SonofChaucer, 18 March 2010
Red Schwartz Alert
Starbug 1 has landed in Llanishen Reservoir - it has an invisibility cloak on binary 1, local residents asked not to enter the reservoir.
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Over 100 Gangs In LA Now
Another gang war in Los Angeles as the Out-Of-Work Postal Employees mix it up with the Baby Hueys From Hades!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Fargo!
Some Fargo residents refuse to move despite floods, including Steve Buscemi, who refuses to leave his wood chipper!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Bullock loses Boll*cks
Sandra Bullock has lost her boll*cks to rival "beauty" Bombshell McGee, who said "what can I say, she just ain't dirty enough"
written by Jo Dash, 18 March 2010
Time on their hands?
ex Welsh Assembly auditor allegedly had 419 indecent photos on his Welsh Assembly office computer
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
'Anyone seen Oscar?'
Prospective Oscar Winners want to keep their marriages in 'safe harbour'
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Page 3 girl suspended
A popular page 3 girl has been suspended after suspitions she has more than one brain cell. She is currently undertaking tests to prove she does have just the one cell.
written by Jo Dash, 18 March 2010
Obama Staying Loose
How does the President keep loose during all the fights over health care? Two words: Beer conferences.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
This is sad
Sandra Bullock who hails from Arlington, Virginia pulls out of London gig after hubby cheat claims - "When ur up ur up, and when ur down, ur are really down". Forget that luv cheat, come back home!
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Michelle Injured
The reason First Lady Michelle Obama hasn't been seen much since her TV appearance & determination to get our youth into shape: Hula Hoop chafing!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Lindsay Lohan wants her first kid in India
"I want lots of babies in India", said her agent. When asked about Lindsay Lohan, "Oh, her too."
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
All UK pubs to close on Sunday night.
Most will reopen on Monday afternoon.
written by Proffitt, 18 March 2010
A dick for a brain - no, not an Assembly Member - not 'this time'
Forget that idiot. "What was he thinking?" In the words of FYC: "Sandra Come Home".
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Sandra Bullock: Arlington, VA wants you back
"To give you some luving" (Bad Company line - I think). Come back to Arlington Sandra - "We want you back". (Line from some song almost forgotten)
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Aberfan anyone?
Welsh Assembly AMs want to keep over one million tons of water behind an earth dam atop a hill above a Welsh school with over 100 kids.
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
"Welsh Economy in Tatters"
At the bottom of the UK economic barrel. A GVA rating that is bad bad and not one Welsh university in the world's top 100 ranked universities - while Scotland has three.
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Cardiff Welsh Assembly Minister talks nonsense
Lesley Griffiths, AM. About the only thing "AM" about this minister is her alarm clock.
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
"My Kind of Girl"
Got to feel for Sandra Bullock - her hubby has metaphorically ripped her guts out. It's up to Sandra if she wants hubby to put them back in again.
written by Tcoah, 18 March 2010
Abuse Victims Of Priests #2
Bavarian bishops pray for abuse victims, past, present and future.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Abuse Victims Of Priests
Bavarian bishops pray for abuse victims, who were lured by the use of Bavarian Long Johns by priests.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Mideast Peace Lasts 12 Hours
Israeli medics: Man killed by Gaza rocket. We have returned fire with single daisy-cutter!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Porsche Most Dependable
Porsche takes top spot in dependability study. You can depend upon it costing you an arm & a leg.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Not Lucky At All
Scientists visiting Northern Ireland for St. Patrick's Day informs citizens there that eating the 'Green Snow" not helathy as it is from the wee folk alright, your neighbor's kids.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Password Stealing Virus
New password-stealing virus targets Facebook. For instance, yours is "pogopossum".
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
The Seven Ways
7 Ways to Raise Your Risk of Stroke where you will lie in the hospital fed and diapered for the next 40 years if your blood pressure increases...like right now.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Jihad Jane In Philly
'Jihad Jane' due in federal court in Philadelphia. Will face chief witness, G I Joe.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
BA Cabin Crew Revolt
BA cabin crew revolt...almost everyone else in the world!
written by Jude, 18 March 2010
Clinton In Moscow
Clinton in Moscow for Mideast, nuclear arms talks. Will next go to the Middle East to talk with Russians.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
More Jobs Created
Obama to sign bill to spur job growth in South. (Hint: The spurs are on angry roosters).
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Frigid Landing
Space Station Astronauts Make Frigid Landing in Soyuz Spacecraft as Russians accidentally land them on Mars.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Michael's Chimp, Bubbles #8
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: Messed up Jackson once sent him to Mennonite Computer Camp to learn to write Shakespeare.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Michael's Chimp, Bunnles #7
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator:Once wore Groucho mask for month before Lisa Marie finally asked, "Michael, Bubbles looks different somehow."
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Michael's Chimp, Bubbles #6
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: More than once saw Michael shoot out TV screen when Prince came on.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Bubbles, Michael's Chimp #5
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: Koko the signing gorilla: Gay as a wart hog!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Michael's Chimp Bubbles #4
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: Was once married to Elizabeth Taylor, who was a little too fond of Michael.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Bubbles, Michael's Chimp #3
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: Favorite pastime, playing with 'Little Bubbles' as Michael instructed.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Bubbles, Michael's Chimp #2
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: His monkey's uncle on his mother's side once met Cheetah.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Bubbles, Michael's Chimp
Some big surprises in newly published Bubbles Autobiography that he signed to translator: His full name? "Prince Bubbles"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
March Madness #6
March Madness begins as you haven't washed your lucky underwear for two weeks and you messed in them the first week when one of your players slammed dunked the winning shot!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
March Madness Begins #5
March madness begins as over 1,000 newborns named Bobby Knight, Adolf Rupp, John Wooden and Dean Smith.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
March Madness #4
March Madness begins as you round up 9 other workers to go to the gym to recreate that winning last second shot last night.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
March Madness Begins #3
March Madness begins as former Vice President Cheney shoots still another dumb hunting buddy in the face.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
March Madness #2
March Madness begins with Secretary of State Hillary makes attempt at peace in the Middle East.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
March Madness!
March Madness begins with President making a speech on healthcare on FOX!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Recall Of High Chairs
Gov't orders recall of 1.2 million high chairs as Dennis Kucinich gets stuck in his at White House luncheon.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Kraft Cutting Back On Salt
Kraft to cut salt in its North American foods. Replace it with MSG, nitrates, tobacco.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
"There, There Now!"
Obama argues for health care effort on Fox News. Will spend today by being soothed by Reid, Biden and Pelosi.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Hurries Back To Henhouse.
Obama argues for health care effort on Fox News, gets outfoxed.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
New Virus
New password-stealing virus targets Facebook. For instance, the President's is "Healthcare".
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Seven Risks From Stroke
7 Ways to Raise Your Risk of Stroke: #1. By scaring yourself shitless by ready this list.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Clinton In Wrong Place
Clinton in Moscow for Mideast, nuclear arms talks. She apologizes. "I was supposed to be in the Mideast."
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Bogus Job Spur!
Obama to sign bill to spur job growth by creating new government programs that will be financed in the future by great grandchildren.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Long, Long Battle
Lawmakers struggle to finish health overhaul bill as states, phrmacies get ready to sue.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
House: The Lost Episode
In an unaired episode, House attempts to cure entire healthcare system by transplanting one of Dick Cheney's testicles the Obama. The testicle was obtained during Cheney's recent hospitalization.
written by SonofChaucer, 18 March 2010
Barack the drug store man
US President, Barack Obama, will resign Friday at noon to go into business as a pharmacist at a drug store.He say its easier than trying to implement universal health care. Oh my giddy aunt Barry!
written by whatinthe world, 18 March 2010
Bullock , once a winner, now losing.
Sandra Bullock, recent Oscar Best Actress winner, has had her statuette taken off her by the Academy for inappropriate dress sense at the Oscar after party. A spokesman said she looked terrible. Oohh!
written by whatinthe world, 18 March 2010
Obama hotfooting it from Whitehouse
Barack Obama will resign the US Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He blames his advisers who told him on day one that he would be a winner. He now patently disbelieves them and will go fishing.
written by whatinthe world, 18 March 2010
We Stand Behind You Joe...Way Behind You!
"I've read the whole new health care bill and it's a good thing", according to anonymous source & quoted by Joe Biden.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Iraq Almost Ready
President Obama says that he just needs to pull a few more strings and puppet government in Iraq will be ready.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
"You Leave Daffy Duck Alone!"
President Obama may withdraw troops from South Korea. "There's nothing to fear there in you will simply dress troops near border as cartoon characters."
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Male Prostitute Strike!
New male prostitutes in Las Vegas strike, demanding equal pay for equal play!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Ben Franklin's Gone
The US Senate and House passed a bill today replacing Ben Franklin's face on $100 bill with that of Barack Obama. That just happens to be what Obama's brother makes a year in Kenya.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #14
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs Sally Smurf: John Smurf is a fine man but if you ever drop that blue pill, you're screwed. Or, rather, not screwed."
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #13
Mates of cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs Kool-Aid: Oh he's usually cool enough, but you'd never believe what's going on in these other apartments when he goes thru the wall!
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #12
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs Magoo: ""You'll never hear me complaining about, 'Oh, Magoo, You've done her again.' unless it's from the empty bedroom.
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #11
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs Jughead: "I've always preferred a big old head!"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #10
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs Fudd: "That old wascal just had to find the right hole to shoot!"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #9
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: "Mrs Charlie Brown: "Ever since he saw I wasn't going to pull it away at the last minute, he's been kicking it all night."
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #8
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs. Woodpecker: "Oh Woody has the wood alright. I just wish he would drop that silly laugh at the end."
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelation #7A
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Olive Oyl: "Brutus IS big but can't match Popeye once he downs that spinach!"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Cartoon Revelations #7
Mates of famous cartoon characters tell about how they behave at home: Mrs Popeye, Olive Oyl: "You call him Popeye, I call him Old One-Eye!"
written by Bureau, 18 March 2010
Double Whammy
LONE RANGER: I just bought a Toyota Prius with the money House Speaker Pelosi says I will save on health care insurance! TONTO: Washington still speaks with forked tongue and is now joined by Tokyo!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 March 2010
New Government Employee Travel Restrictions
A Congressional bill prevents government employees watching PORN on pay TV, paid for by the government, while traveling. PORN paid with the employee's own money is deemed OK!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 March 2010
CBO Scoring of Government Employee PORN Restrictions
PORN paid with government employee's own money, while they are travelling, has been assessed by the CBO as saving the government $5 trillion to pay down the national debt!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 March 2010
Climate Change Effects
Former VP Al Gore indicates that by the year 2035 men and women will have both sex organs as a result of climate change! The expression "go screw yourself Al" will take on a whole new meaning!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 March 2010
Lawsuit Filed to get Drone Missile Strike Information
President Obama promised to deliver the pertinent information to the ACLU at 1700 GMT. The drones carrying the pertinent information should be arriving at ACLU headquarters just about now!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 March 2010
Senior Revolutionaries Nabbed by the FBI
Che Ginsberg, Fidel O'Donnell and Hugo Salvadore threw Knishes, boiled potatoes and Cannoli at President Obama's limousine, to protest the cuts in Medicare and Medicare Advantage!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 March 2010
