The CEO Blues
While he was on his yacht last weekend, BP's Tony Hayward forbid anyone with radio to play the song, "The Tracks Of My Tars"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Schwarzenegger Tightens Up!
Schwarzenegger terminates welfare use of casino ATMs. Makes welfare 'Hooker Credit Cards" illegal.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Carp Czar!
Illinois Senator asks Obama to appoint 'Carp Czar'. President replies, "Can't the Catfish Czar" double on that?"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
One Theory
One reason that most people in America can't get interested in soccer is that Hank Williams Junior never comes on first and asks "Are You Ready For some Soccer!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Byrd Supports Decision
93-year-old Senator Byrd Backs Military decision of President Obama to place General Petraeus back in charge of troops chasing Crazy Horse.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Water In Space
Astronomers detect signs of water on planets of distant stars. Old surf board spotted near cave.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
So Far We're really Digging It!
Two archaeologists marry after three years of steady carbon-dating.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Obama Upset With Dems
President Obama upset with Democrats after they loose their congressional rubber stamp before they can pass 2500-page banking bill!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Raccon Knockout
Raccoon blamed for 5-hour downtown Memphis outage. "Actually, we believe the squirrel tripped him", say investigators.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
New FBI Stats
FBI stats say that number of serious crimes were down for 2009 but homicides were up. Isn't murder pretty serious?
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Most Likely To Be Stolen
Consumer Reports article on which cars are the most to be stolen say their report was stolen.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Watch Those Cliches!
Experts now say that laughter is not the best medicine. "Whole family died laughing about food poisoning at dinner!", says doctor.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
How Soon We Forget
Large Hadron Collider finally back in the Spoof News. Can "The Swine Flu" be far behind?
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Suit Not Where Filed
Michael Jackson's family files wrongful death suit. "We told him not to buy one of those but he thought he was so bad."
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Defense Against Hurricane
Tropical storm Alex forms in Caribbean; unclear if it will hit oiled Gulf. "This is our first time to see if a hurricane will slip back out to sea after hitting oil", say Forecasters.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Never Expected That
Canadian police hope rain puts damper on protests at world economic summits. Protesters surprise them with raincoats!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
"It's Spooky"
Family near Saddam's Spider Hole move out after spiders in there keep them awake barking all night.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Certainly Not Dull
Louisiana: First the bad news: Hurricane Katrina. Then the good news: Win the Super Bowl. Then the bad news: Gulf oil leak. Then...
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Kate Gosselin Still New at Celebrity Thing
Instead of spending money on botox injections, maybe Kate should spend it on paying someone to give her a clue on whether or not to go into public after just having her face beat up on purpose.
written by Charpa93, 26 June 2010
GOP Mad Over Debt!
Republicans say Obama is putting US in a financial hole it will never be able to climb out. Obama: "That just means our grandchildren will HAVE to have some balls..well, half of them."
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
"Always Dropping In"
Former VP Cheney, in the hospital, tells reporters that Tareq and Michaele Salahi used to visit him in his undisclosed location frequently.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news, Barbados.
In Barbados-related News, how friggin' hot is Rhianna? I mean, good GOD!!! And how could Chris Brown do what he did? Seriously. She's so damn hot. and she always dresses sexy. GOD!!!! HAWT!!
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news, Benin.
Realizing no one ever heard of them, Benin has changed it's Tourism slogan. Listen for new radio ads with the motto "Benin. Come for the unregulated sex trade, stay for the UN Funded AIDS hospices."
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news Belize
Belize, continued: Belize's new Tourism Slogan? "We're so much cooler once we stopped calling ourselves British Honduras!!"
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news
Bermuda: Bermuda has lobbied waxing parlors thooughout the world, hoping that they will begin to refer to the "natural" bikini area style as the "Bedmuda Triangle".
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news
Bolivia: Bolivia Vice President Sees Exports At $6 to $7 Billion dollars this year. And even without cocaine and Heroin, you're still talking $200-$250 million.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Postmaster General Out?
President Obama fires Postmaster General. "They've been losing money, mail there for years." Rehires General McChrystal!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Worn Out Joke
Head of effort to clean birds and animals covered with oil tells underlings that the next oily bird joke he here's will be the last word from that person as an employee.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
WHO Warning
The World Health Organization reminds everyone to be sure to wash their hands after handling ricin poisoning.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
"What's Shaking The Ground?"
Taliban in trouble as latest incarnation of Buddha appears in Giant Buddha statue that they hadn't gotten around to blowing up yet.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Obama Calling Hollywood
In order to keep up morale, President Obama has requested in the strongest terms that Hollywood produce a new movie about BP Oil Spill, with a happy ending.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
New Laden Video
In a new video..where does he get video?..Osama Bin Laden says he controls El Nino. He plans to send the mother of all oil storms into the gulf coast.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitution # 19
Light candles on Nov. 1. One for each deceased relative should be placed in the window where death occurred! What this does, we're not told. But I assume it's not to keep your house from burning down.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitutions #18
A bird in the house is a sign of a death. Unless that bird is a buzzard, this is also myth.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Dinocroc says that "I've been really typecast in Hollywood and this is my first acting job since Jurassic Park 3."
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
No truth to the rumor that Supergator was one of the Super Friends.
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Enthusiastic network president says "this one's got Emmy Awards written all over it!"
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Las Vegas oddsmakers put the over/under at 75 bodies and the number of channel changers at 87%.
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Richard Gere hopes that neither one eats his gerbils.
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Kevin Bacon, who has co-starred with both, says "I'd put my money on the Supergator."
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Does the winner get attacked by giant piranhas?
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Okay, so which one is Oprah Winfrey and which one is Rosie O'Donnell?
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
I guess that they ran out of variations of Stargate?
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SyFy Channel To Show "Dinocroc vs. Supergator"
Isn't the title of the movie already a punchline?
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No To Cloning
Elvis lookalikes to protest against cloning! "They'll be selling vacuuming hair from Graceland", laments one.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
BP Cursed Loudly!
Strong Winds whip in sea water as Florida coast drenched with oily rain. Drivers sliding all over Interstate.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts
Just because they are both named "football" doesn't mean that the NFL fans are hooligans or as stupid as the vuvuzela players.
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts
Commissioner says "we'd rather have our fans use the more traditional noise makers, like thunder sticks and canned air horns."
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts
Brett Favre threatens "if anyone sneaks one of those stupid things into a game, I might have to retire again... or unretire... which am I now?"
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts
Jerry Jones and Al Davis to break ranks and have the horns at Cowboy and Raider games.
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NFL Bans Vuvuzelas Before Preseason Even Starts
Commissioner says "Our players, like Terrell Owns and Chad Ocho Cinco, already toot their own horn enough."
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Superstitution #17
Unless you were born in October, it's unlucky to wear Opals.
This one is still being debated because we don't know exactly what belonged to Opal.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitions #16
A white moth inside the house or trying to enter the house means death. Absolutely true, as soon as the cat catches it.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitution #14
It is bad luck to have a Snippet #13. However two #13s are good luck if you'll reverse 14 & 15!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitution #15
A girl standing under a mistletoe cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. True. However, HER missile toe may kick you in the nuggets immediately after.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitution #13
Mistletoe in the house protects it from thunder and lightning. Only half true. It will stop lightning strikes but the thunder can hit the house at any time.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstition #13
It's bad luck to put a hat on a bed. This has been exposed as untrue by no less an authority than Joe Cocker. "You Can Keep Your Hat On!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Another Misquote, Superstition #12
Spit on a new bat before using it for the first time to make it lucky. Not true. However, it will make it Yucky!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitutions #11
An apple a day Keeps the doctor away. This is a misquote. The original was "Horse Apple". Doctors hate horse apples.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Superstitutions #10
Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or a brown dog. This one is actually true. Try it sometimes.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
MJ: Wrongful Death Suit
Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death suit. Wants Jackson's body taken up and new suit placed on it.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Share The Blame
G20: Merkel insists there are no divisions with Obama. "Equally none of us have a clue on what to do about economy."
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Dungeoned To Death
Dominated to death in a 'dungeon': Body of motor racing boss found after session with S&M torturer. Ladies asked to get rid of Iron Maiden.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Six-Month Sick Leaves
The Great Inertia Sector: A whistleblower's account of council work where staff pull six-month sickies. Judge upholds that they are sick. Send to mental facilities.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Cameron Meets Obama, Oh Goody!
Cameron defends Britain's 'austerity budget' at G8 as he prepares for first face-to-face, other-face-to-other-face meeting with Obama
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Going For New Record
Cameron: I won't waste 10 years in power like Blair did. I hope to stay in power longer than that.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Spit & Shit!
Tennis star accused of SPITTING at Wimbledon crowd as four spectators are arrested for throwing feces.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Competition Back
Return of REAL school sports: Tories to revive competitive games in bid to turn nation back into champions. "In the game of life, not everybody wins!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Afghanistan Rules Change
1st MOVE: Petraeus to Modify Afghanistan Rules of Engagement. "Rule #1: Obey All Rules!" (*Barney Fife Episode 76.)
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Obama Must Get Kyrgyzstan Right
To make progress on Afghanistan and Russia, Obama must get Kyrgyzstan right, or at least do a better job of pronouncing it than George Bush.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Jersey Goes Topless
New Jersey town considering a topless beach. Heavily endorsed by Fondling Fathers!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Turtle Delays Flight
Tiny turtle causes taxiing plane to return to gate. Harried businessman then eats turtle and yells "Now Take Off! I'm needed in Atlanta!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Disney's Installment Plan
Disney World selling passes on installment plan. So we assume that they have gone up a bit?
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Wrongful Death Suit
Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death suit. "If h had died three years ago, his books would have been balanced by now."
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Americans A-Salted
Small fraction of Americans meet salt guidelines. Ninety percent not worth their salt, states study.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Hong Kong Air Pollution
Hong Kong air pollution blamed on political system. "Too many old stale farts in there!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Dislexic Engineer dismissed immediately by Essex NHS
Following a ban on the word 'Angel' , a dislexic engineer working for Essex NHS was immediately sacked today. He was recording the measurements of some equipment when he wrote "Angel 45 degrees".
written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2010
Obama's Twitter Hacked
Frenchman convicted for hacking Obama's Twitter. Michelle says they didn't want any more children anyway.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Bionic British Cat Gets Faux Paws
No fair writing spoofed headlines to spoof. "Bionic Cat Shits & Digs Catbox Through The Floor In Bathroom!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Little Too Colorful
Drunken sports guy on Channel 13 fired after giving scores as, "New York Mets Rip the Throat out of Atlanta tonight, 5-1! Boston castrates Cleveland 10-4!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
First Things First
World summit will now be turning attention to nuclear threats, immediately after World Cup Games finish!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Bernanke On Top Of Things
US unveils plan to make online transactions safer. "We call it 'Tax Money In Advance'!"
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
No Need For Panic Now
BP Oil CEO says that the time to panic over oil spill is not now. Perhaps in September when last attempt fails!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
So What Do We Do NOW?
Study reveals little has been spent on oil spill cleanup technology. I think most had figured that out.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
North Korea Electing New Leaders
NKorea to elect leaders amid succession campaign the usual way, North Korean Roulette!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Kelloggs Recalls Sugar Honey Syrup Pops
Kellogg recalls 4 cereals for odd odor, flavor. Claim that not enough sugar added to disguise this before.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Bionic Cat #5
Amputee cat gets bionic legs. Gets home before owner who hauled it off to another city.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Karzai Condemns People Calling Each Other Names
Karzai condemns corruption, drug smuggling, bad people, mean animals, last episode of "Lost".
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Obama Prods Congress
Obama prods Congress to finish financial overhaul before someone completes reading it and warning everybody.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
You Never Know
Weather could be latest problem in spill cleanup as a new hurricane forming could "possibly" cause a couple more spills.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Partial Eclipse Tonight
Partial lunar eclipse to dominate sky...cause a few jitters. maybe cause blind panic in some places, werewolves to look funny.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Palin Still Controversial It Seems
Palin arrives at Calif. campus amid controversy. Just like past 30 weeks but not always the same controversy.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Cheney: Just Don't Feel Good
Ex-VP Cheney hospitalized after having discomfort after suffering 114th heart attack.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Seems To Be Called For
US unveils plan to make online transactions safer after millions discover that their money is in banks in Nigeria.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Turkey Asked For Committment
US: Turkey must demonstrate commitment to West. "But Israel is in the Middle East", foreign minister replies.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Judge Bass Awkwards
Judge in oil spill case sells energy stocks. "Probably should have done that 'before' judging oil case."
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
The Big Four Food Groups Down
Kellogg recalls 4 cereals for odd odor, flavor, too much fiber, vitamins.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Bionic Cat #3
Amputee cat gets bionic legs. Speedy Gonzales headed back to Mexico.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Bionic Cat #2
Amputee cat gets bionic legs. He's caught 100 mice the first week.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Bionic Cat
Amputee cat gets bionic legs, can jump on top of the house from a sitting position.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Saying Is True
Amputee cat gets bionic legs, two penises. Very, very busy but happy.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Split In Foreign Labor
Immigrant farm workers' challenge: Take our jobs. Illegal drug smugglers: Speak for yourselves.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Let's See You Do Them
Immigrant farm workers' challenge: Take our jobs and shove them!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Another Wreck Found
Lake Erie shipwreck found after 115 years. Beats Lake Michigan's earlier record by three years.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Whaling Decision Delayed
Whaling meeting delays decision on hunting 1 year for the 25th year in a row.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Traffic Really Snarled
Weather could be latest problem in spill cleanup as first Oil Storms begin to hit inland.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Probably Needs Discussing
Weather could be latest problem in spill cleanup as five Hurricanes lined up to come into the Gulf.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
World Summit On To Nuclear Threats
World summit turning attention to nuclear threats. Bring out huge paddle "Iran's Ass" marked on it.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Well Quits Leaking
BP Oil finally finds something heavy enough to stop the oil leak: 250 Fruitcakes!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
NASA Shuts Down Temporarily
NASA has announced that it's next launch will be delayed until the squirrel in the wheel gets to feeling better.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
They Have Dont It Again
"Houston! Come in Houston! This is the International Space Station. The Salahis are here."
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
False Advertising Apparently
Night Train Wine apologizes for misleading customers by advertising that Night Train clears and cleans your arteries while you sleep in the dumpster.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #35
Sure Signs That This Is The End: Leading Womes's Magazine admits that they have totally ran out of ways that you can "Please Your Man".
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #34
Sure Signs That This Is The End: The One-Star Bandit suddenly begins giving everyone 5 stars!
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #33
Sure Signs That This Is The End: You suddenly begin smelling "the end" everywhere you go. So it must be you.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #32
Sure Signs That This Is The End: The pope announces that all priests can marry and introduces his new bride, Lady Gaga.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #31
Sure Signs That This Is The End: The United States and England announce that they are completely debt free.
written by Bureau, 26 June 2010
Oh, yeah...
Not only was this the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, and the day Jacko's father filed suit against the doctor who gave the King of Pop propofol, but Farrah Fawcett also died a year ago.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #28
Botswana: Congrats! The 2017 countrywide Power Shortages and Brownouts will be held in Botswana, who hosted in 2008. Monrovia, Liberia, Montreal and Addis Ababam, Ethiopia were also finalists.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #27
Bosnia/Herzegovina: Ethnic Cleansing is still investigated here by the UN Group on Enforced or Involuntary Disappearance" Involuntary Disappearance? We have a term for getting kidnapped and killed?
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #26
Brazil: Tourism messaging will have a family friendly attitude when Brazil launches its "Brazil; Not ALL Tranny Porn Is Filmed Here!!!" campaign.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #25
British Virgin Islands: Israel has asked to change the name of Fallen Jerusalem Island, so named because the island looks like it was destroyed. They suggest "George W. Bush's Presidency" instead.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #24
Belize: Belize has dumped their old Tourism slogan "We are La Isla Bonita, Remember Madonna Said Something About San Pedro? That's Us!"
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #23
Barbados: In Barbados News, how friggin' hot is Rhianna? I mean, good GOD!!! And how could Chris Brown do what he did? Seriously. She's so damn hot. and she always dresses sexy. GOD!!!! HAWT!!
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Adminstration to use Predator drones on US border
DHS Secretary Napolitano thinks it's a good idea to use a tactic the left castrated G.W. Bush for even suggesting. Bushes idea got Bush=Hitler rallies, Napolitano to get Napolitano=Awesome rallies.
written by SirBeavis, 26 June 2010
Tropical depression
Forecasters say Atlantic season's first storm system in the Caribbean likely will not intensify to become a hurricane. Gulf coast residents too sad about oil spill to be cheered up by the good news.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2010
Life after death
Michael Jackson's father celebrate's anniversary of son's death by suing doctor accused of sending Jacko to his grave. Jacko celebrates too, takes long, peaceful stroll around private island.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #20
Belarus: So, news for Belarus… Um, there was some news, I think something happened, and... I think BP went there and f-cked up their water, and ... oh, they're landlocked? OK, what's next, Belgium?
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #19
Bahrain: A Bahraini youngster died in a car crash near Al Jazayer beach in Zallaq yesterday. That was the lead story on their news broadcast.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #18
Bangladesh: To cash in on post Baby Boomer recognition, the country has changed its name to "The Place Where The Concert For Bangladesh Money Went To"
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #17
The Bahamas dumped their latest marketing campaign after a week, criticizes their slogan "Hurricanes Noel, Donna, Flora, Inez, Michelle, Erin, Isidore, Fay, Floyd and Cleo landed here. So should you.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #15
Azerbaijan: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will visit Ukraine, Poland, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Georgia July 1-5, because there's nothing more American than a Fourth of July picnic in Azerbaijan.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #16
Austria: Same sex marriage is now legal in Austria. Because, you know Austria, they are always on the cutting edge of tolerance and human rights, right?
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #14
Aruba: Aruba has changed its tourism motto to reflect the safety of the area: "Van der Sloot free since 2009!"
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #13
Armenia: System of a Down's Serj Tankian has been elected President of Armenia. He then changed the country's national anthem to "Sugar" and the country's name to "F-ck You Turkey, Never Forget 1915."
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #12
Argentina: Reporters asked Selma Hayek whether she thought her native Mexico could beat Argentina in World Cup action, but found that she is far hotter when not trying to sling together a sentence.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #11
Arabia, Saudi: The Kingdom has voted to change its name from Saudi Arabia to "The Land of the Three Holy Places: Mecca, Medina, and Al Bank Al Saudi."
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #10
Antilles, Netherlands: Countdown to October 10, 2010, when The Netherland Antillies become the much more convenient "Kingdom of Curaçao, Bonaire, Sint Maarten, Sint Eustatius and Saba."
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #9
Antigua & Barbuda: The Country is trying out a new slogan to get twenty-somethings to visit; "Antigua and Barbuda, Joran Van Der Sloot has never even BEEN here!!"
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #8
Antarctica: The 1959 Antarctic Treaty, regarding claims of right to the continent, may be replaced with the 2010 "Who Wants A Piece Of The Iceball?" Treaty (P.S. 29 countries have said 'yes please?')
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #7
Anguilla: Reports: "Is it time to call an independence referendum before we end up like Turks and Caicos." Yeah, because that would suck, huh??
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #6
Andorra: Come for the Tax haven, stay because we're ruled by the President of France, in his role as the Prince of Andorra, who is a co-prince with the Bishop of Urgell, Catalonia, Spain...
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #5
Andorra: Come for the Tax haven, stay because we're ruled by the President of France, in his role as the Prince of Andorra, who is a co-prince with the Bishop of Urgell, Catalonia, Spain...
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #4
American Samoa: American Samoa's constitutional convention has been shelved. The people wanted more autonomy from U.S. oversight. The U.S. said. "Ok, no more money." The people: "Um... never mind?"
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #3
Algeria: Rafiki Saifi, the Algerian striker who slapped a female reporter has spoken out: "I'm a STRIKER! Get it??! I'm a. . . . never mind.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #2
Albania: Sky Petroleum has discovered huge stores of oil. BP has already contacted the Albanian government to see if they could get the oil spilling contract.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
Snippet-worthy International news #1
Afghanistan: In light of Gen. McChrystal's resignation, reporters from Rolling Stone have flown to Afghanistan to see who else's career they can f-ck up.
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
The Spoof changes it's name!
The Spoof has changed its name to "Sorry, there appears to be a problem with the page you were accessing." which is not funny at all!!
written by anthonyrosania, 26 June 2010
