Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
Should money be withheld for taxes?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
Do they get benefits too?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
Does this mean that all of the illegal Mexican maids along the border will get more than $15 a day?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
Which will be higher: the fine from the government for hiring illegal aliens or the fine for not paying them "a living wage"?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
Does living wage mean higher than minimum wage?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
Will they throw rocks at you if you don't?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
....but what if they apply for a job with the Border Patrol?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
....but what if their job is in Arizona?
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid A Living Wage
... never mind that it is illegal to hire them in the first place.
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Labor Secretary Says That Undocumented Workers Must Be Paid Living Wage
....never mind that they can't fill out an I-9 form.
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Enlarge One, Reduce The Other
Obese Americans ask scientists why they can create a penis erection pill and not a anti-obesity pill. "Penis no help in all this fat!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Cut Spending, Spend More
Obama says new budget taxes, I mean, rules will rein in spending. "If spending slows, what will the economy do?" asks one smart ass.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
I Think I Know Him!
DNA suggests even ancient man had baldness, hair everywhere else, plus erectile dysfunction issues. "Probably couldn't find penis in all that hair and usually smelled funny."
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Digital number plates planned - June 2010
California is considering using digital car number plates, which would switch to advertisements when vehicles were stuck in traffic, as a way to raise money to tackle its $19 billion budget deficit.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Just Postering Should Something Happen
Vice President Joe Biden says the US will not blow up Iran's nuclear facilities right at this time. "We're bringing all those warships in for practice."
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Cargo - Shipment
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Politicians Deep Down!
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Books & Politicians
David Cameron has signed a £10 million deal to write a book by 2012. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, Gordon Brown has signed a £10 million deal to read a book by 2015!
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
News in Newspapers
It amazes me how the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the daily newspaper?
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Hugs Just An Excuse!
Slightly autistic person tells psychologists that they avoid hugs because a lot of people reach around and grab their ass while hugging,
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Salvation Army Needs Help
Salvation Army missions say they are full every night and have to turn people away. "We can't tell real homeless from those on vacation and trying to avoid hotel, motel bills."
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Starter Homes
Nation's builders are now only building "Starter Homes". "We block the basement and they live there until they can afford to build the house over it!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Obama Losing It?
Sales of US homes hit record low. "They need to build them a bit taller", suggests Obama...who was hastily hustled away.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Pirate Movie Hunters
United States pirate hunters target movies...especially old Errol Flynn movies.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Ronald McChrystal
The anointed one is furious about a forthcoming Rolling Stone piece, which Gen. McChrystal criticizes the administration, Obama has asked him to resign or admit he's named after two burger chains.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
A Good Effort
Student late again for history class tells teacher that he got so interested in The History Channel he lost track of time.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Pot Contest In California
California medical marijuana clubs hold contest for best pot. "It's good for morale!", states leader.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Webster May Use "Politician" As Synonym For "Liar"
CA guv candidate's tale of frugality omits $1.8 million home. "Homes don't count!", he answers.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Just Testing It Out!
Scientists read your mind better than you can; Scan predicts 75% of behavior, yet failed to see my fist!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Obama Will Blame Someone, As Usual
Barack Obama is shutting down the dredging that was being done to create protective sand berms in the Gulf of Mexico. "If a hurricane hits us, it'll be total disaster", says Parish President.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Phantom Treefeller!
'Phantom treefeller' cuts down 40ft protected pine that was blocking stunning sea views. The rat even left sawdust on my sweater & shoes", says householder.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
McDonald's Faces Court #2
McDonald's faces court for using toys in 'creepy and predatory plot to entice children into restaurants'. Luring them to junk food instead of home-cooked lard pie.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
McDonald's Faces Court
McDonald's faces court for using toys in 'creepy and predatory plot to entice children into restaurants' and making them fat.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Druggy's 'To Do' List!
'Go on the rob, sell weed': Dopey teenage drug dealer caught after police find his 'to do' list. Demands that he get to write down, "Go with police after being arrested" before leaving.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
"Old Pussy Wouldn't Let Me Have One"
You can't have a cat... you live in the wrong postcode, animal charity tells widow. "It's OK for people but not cats!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
I Still Should Draw Checks!
Benefits cheat who falsely claimed £11,000 in disability allowance is filmed playing football. "So it's mental instead of physical!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
The Mna's Right
'Angry' Obama set to fire McChrystal after top U.S. general trashes White House in Rolling Stone article. Meanwhile several American leader say he needs a medal!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Cup Showdown
Millions of fans plot early escape from work to see England's World Cup showdown. Plan to riot, win or lose!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Neb. Town Votes to Restrict Illegal Immigration
US and Mexican Federal Government lawsuits pending.
written by SirBeavis, 23 June 2010
Interior Secretary Salazar Seeks to Reimpose Drilling Moratorium
Federal court shuts down previous moratorium. Salazar and White House seek to reimpose, saying "neener, neener, neener...we're going to do it anyway, we don't care what you say, you can't stop us..."
written by SirBeavis, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 31:
The best armour is staying out of gun-shot range - Alfonso Gabrieli, Italian soldier.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
President To Speak with Gen McChrystal
Staffers indicate Presidential ultimatum: "Stop telling the truth or your fired!"
written by SirBeavis, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 30:
At a diplomatic conference, Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop said 'That if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side!' Churchill replied: "that's only fair, we had um last time!"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 29:
"Don't touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls who may be spies, and bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads, they're not accidental." Soviets 1930's
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
England try new formation
England are to adopt the 'Flying V' formation against Slovenia this afternoon. The above mentioned formation was last used in the Mighty Ducks Ice Hockey clash against the Hawks in 1994.
written by JackLenny, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 28:
Reply to being asked if footage of the front line massacres could be shown at cinemas.
"If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war again, oh no." - Pentagon official,
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 27:
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 26:
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice 25:
The fastest way to find your Sergeant is to nod off - Known by all ranks.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"I shouldn't have let Jermaine and Tito kick him in the balls to make him sing higher notes. Turns out he liked it!"
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"With Michael, it was never boys will be boys. It was always boys will do boys."
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Military Advice 24:
"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Captain Kessler 1940
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"When the kids would play, one wanted to grow up to be a fireman and another wanted to be an astronaut. Michael always wanted to grow up to be a rich, white woman."
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Military Advice Part 23:
"You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"I should have known that something was wrong when the kids played Cowboys and Indians and they always made Michael be Doc Holliday's girlfriend, Big Nose Kate."
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Military Advice Part 22:
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"I should have known Michael had a drug problem when I learned that, instead of a medicine cabinet, he had a medicine walk-in closet."
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"I should have known that something was up when Michael used to change the lyrics and sing I like little butts and I cannot lie..."
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"Michael wouldn't have turned out the way he did if I'd insisted that Joe spank him like normal kids, instead of pounding away at his bottom."
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"When he was growing up, I made the mistake of discouraging him in his goal.... to be a Catholic Priest."
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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"It's all my fault for taking Michael to the park to play with the other boys.... every day until he was 40."
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Military Advice Part 21:
"I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind." - General George S. Patton
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Military Advice Part 20:
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive - US Marine Manual
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 19:
In 1935, a French visitor asked Soviet leader Josef Stalin if he thought Pope Pius XI might prove to be an ally, Stalin replied: "The Pope! how many divisions has he got?"
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 18:
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up" - General George Patton, to reconnaissance troops 1944
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 17:
"If your bayonet breaks, strike with the stock. If the stock gives way, hit him with your fists. If your fists are hurt, bite him with your teeth" - General Mikhail I. Dragomirov 1890.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 16:
"An Army: Is a body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats." - Josephus Daniels
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Jackson Museum Opens
Jackson 5 exhibit opens at Detroit museum. Al but one corner dedicated to Michael.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 15:
"Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed." - - General Norman Cota: Omaha Beach, 1944
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
"Country Roads Take Me Money"
WVa resort expects celebrity-heavy casino, "Almost Heaven" opening.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 14:
"War is God's way of teaching soldiers about geography."
- Ambrose Bierce
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Win/Win Situation
Oil spill stirs study, debate over health impacts. "We go in the water and we're OK, fine. But if not and we get sick, we sue BP", says vacationer.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 12:
"Try to stay in the middle of the air. Don't go near the edges of it. The edges of the air are recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees. It is much more difficult to fly there."
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Concrete Adobes Safer From Storms?
Adobe posts higher 2Q profit as revenue soars on quick houses being built.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 11:
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Shit!" - RAF Training Officer
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
San Franscisco To Limit Number Of Daily Breaths
San Francisco board passes cell phone emission law. Next to tackle passing fart emissions.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 10:
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Sergeant Major Eric Hopkinson 1962
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 9:
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Lots Of Worries
World stocks fall on worries over US worrying so much.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 8:
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction actually printed on a US Rocket Launcher
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Oil Demand Increases
Oil demand to be boosted by China, India, IEA says. It's $7.00 a gallon, sure as the world.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Ideal Standard Fined
EU fines Ideal Standard $400M for price-fixing. You are not an Ideal company, neither do you set right standards!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Trick Questions #2
Kagan practices answers, poise in mock hearings. "Have you ALWAYS been an idiot?"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
That's A Trick Question
Kagan practices answers, poise in mock hearings. "Are you still beating your old mother & father?"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Blago Tapes Played At Trial
On tape, Blago says he wants 'a good gig' for selling Senate seat. Instead, he may get to ask for 'a good cig', in prison.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
But They Don't Get To Vote
Nations fail to agree on curbing Japan whale hunt but other mammals, especially whales, totally against for curbing.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Just As Marley Stated
Jamaica urges calm after nabbing top fugitive who admits shooting the sheriff but not the deputy.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
General On The Carpet
US general in Afghan war to see Obama over remarks "Our Kenyan leader".
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 7:
Duck! - millions of soldiers over the years!
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Ruling Could Be Changed
Judge who nixed drilling ban has oil investments, common sense. That's two strike against him already.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
"Bo Diddley, Bo Diddly Have You Heard?"
BP confirms Bo Diddley in key Gulf Coast role. I'm sorry, that should be Bob Dudley.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Equine Education Needed
New Program offers equine education to teens. "Kids today don't have enough horse sense!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Mysterious Cup Of Joe
Coffee's Mysterious Benefits Mount! Juan Perez nominated for Nobel Prize in medicine.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Jamaica Urges Calm!
Jamaica urges calm after nabbing top fugitive. "We now have the head mon!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Just A RoutineTest
Report: Passengers kept on jet for hours in Conn. Virgin Airlines say it was part of all airlines passenger tests going on that could help bring info from Gitmo prisoners.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
General Summoned
White House summons US general to explain himself after his statements on 'The President isn't even a US citizen!'
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Penis Studies
Scientists checking into penis problems and why it is not on the rise.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 6:
The test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, after it'd crash landed, the rescuer said: "What happened?". The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself (Lockheed test pilot)
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
As Is!
$75M mansion near Orlando selling 'as is' for only $75 Million!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Lasers Discoveries
Lasers uncover first icons of Saints Peter and Paul! Still looking for Mary.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 5:
"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation, we have never left one up there!" - Squadron Leader Baverstock 1944
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Elementary, My Dear.Holmes
7th-Graders Discover Mysterious Cave on Mars, a doghouse on Pluto.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 4:
"When one engine fails on a twin-engine aeroplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash." - RAF Manual
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 3:
"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Judge Has Oil Investments As 10,000 Others
Judge who nixed drilling ban has oil investments. Also has a car that needs petro.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 2:
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Military Advice Part 1:
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
General Called To White House
US general in Afghan war to see Obama over remarks. "You may be telling the truth and we don't do that in Washington."
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
You Know You've Been On Line Too Long...
When you find yourself getting a tattoo done that says "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 6.0."
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
The last straw
South Carolina Republicans break from racist legacy, nominate Indian American woman for governor and first black congressman in over a century. Joe Wilson checks into Columbia Mental Health Center.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 23 June 2010
Politician's Ode
Their fiddle skills do often arise,
The hope of voter they often capsize,
Our hopes they always neutralise,
They claim to clever and always wise,
But we all know, that this is lies!
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
Regarding Invention
The retention of invention,
Must be a natural convention,
And there must be no dissension,
Must be no circumvention,
Or it will lead to intellectual dissension.
written by Inchcock, 23 June 2010
English Football Fans Mull Supporting France Henceforth
Rowdy English Fans are considering a "vertical merger" by shifting allegiance to the French team as they are also vulgar, disrespectful and an embarrasment to their country.
Click for Full Story
written by ronin47empire, 23 June 2010
Gitmo Says No!
The worst of the Gitmo detainees say they don't want to move to prison which houses Charles Manson. "He's too close to the master".
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Still Working On It
NKorea says they have reached the point that they can launch a missile past the usual spot where they land, but not much.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Planned Insubordination
Perhaps General McChrystal was committing suicide by amateur armchair generals resident in Washington DC! Regardless, the general was insubordinate.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
The $100 Billion Challenge
Pres. Obama challenges BP CEO Hayward to play a round of golf for $100 Billion to aid gulf oil spill victims. CEO Hayward countered with a yacht race. US Congress & UK Parliament to work out details!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Rules of Engagement
President Obama authorizes the use of feather pillows by US marines fighting the Taliban terrorists in Afghanistan, to avoid collateral damage to civilians!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
New Revelation
Sliding Pebble Magazine reveals that an anonymous high placed DoD source says there are Gays in the military. No shit Sherlock!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Michelle Obama Writes Book in 2020 about Barack
The new bestseller is about former President Obama's ideas about change. Michelle reveals that when the girls were small, the former president never changed their diapers!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
June is Graduation Month
President & Congressional Democratic leadership receive honorary degrees in prevarication. Their thesis "raising taxes on middle class families may be necessary to pay for more government spending."
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
EPA Bans Onions and Garlic, Government going too Far?
These vegetables are natural laxatives! Toilets & sewer systems clog; air pollution increases by tons of expelled gasses. A protest rally of 10 million pungent bulb lovers is planned at the White House.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
The 11th Plague
Biblical scholars have unearthed a lost description of the Hebrew Exodus from Egypt written by Moses. It seems there was an 11th plague wrought on the Pharoh, environmentalists!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Supreme Court History Lesson, 2025
The last SC case left over from the Obama administration is heard. The Constitutional challenges to a plethora of regulations, executive orders, moratoriums, DOJ cases & mandates are finally ended!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
President Obama not to Speak to Funeral Directors
White House cancels a speech at the Funeral Directors Conference. Press Secretary Gibbs said the group signaled that the Obama Administration was so inept it would screw up a two car funeral!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
President Calls for More Regulation
President Obama asks the EPA to regulate women's menstrual cycles. This action would greatly improve the mental condition of the nation's male population.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
New US Policy on Illegal Immigration from Mexico
President Obama has ordered the USAF to ready all transport aircraft to fly 12 million illegal Central American immigrants into Mexico. Mexican President Calderon sues President Obama!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
New Government Inspections Concerning Laxatives
The US government is tightening its inspection procedures. FDA has established regulations affecting the manufacture of laxatives, but is now asking the EPA to conduct oversight field testing!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Human Cloning of Candidates Unveiled
The Democratic National Committee has authorized human clones of President Obama to be on the ballot in 50 states during the 2010 elections. Oops that may have been the Republican National Committee!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Free Speech and Interchange of Ideas
President Obama has a free and open administration on all issues, provided you agree with his Democratic far left liberal positions!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Anybody got an Antacid Tablet?
President Obama gets heartburn from his foreign policy relations with Pakistan! While USA funding goes to Pakistan to fight the Taliban, Islamabad signs an agreement to obtain natural gas from Iran.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Additional Lawsuits about Drilling
A number of environmental groups are suing President Obama's dentist over deep cavity drilling. The ADA defense lawyers representing the president's dentist say "this dentist caps everything he does!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 June 2010
Bush Identity Stolen
Former President Bush reports that he's had an identity theft after talking to himself on the cellphone. Laura tells him it's a recording.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Jobs Are Needed
Military Expert says What Afghanistan needs: jobs creation. People on the Gulf: How about starting at home?
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
No Mumps Outbreak
Mumps outbreak at WalMart a false alarm! "75% of shoppers just have big jowls!", says greeter.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #7
Sure Signs That This Is The End: The cat goes out and fetches you the evening paper.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #6
Sure Signs That This Is The End: "Arizona announces "Welcome to Our State, All Illegal Aliens! Park your UFO's Off The Main Streets."
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #5
Sure Signs That This Is The End: "Suddenly you can understand every single thing that Schwarzenegger says!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #4
Sure Signs That This Is The End: "You discover three EXTRA socks in your dryer!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #3
Sure Signs That This Is The End: The 2011 Super Bowl Winner? The Detroit Lions!"
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs That This Is The End #2
Sure Signs That This Is The End: Al Gore splitting up with Tipper after 40 years years of marriage bliss! They have? Well, HELLO Shit Creek!
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
Sure Signs This Is The End
Madame Butterfat says there are sure signs that the end is near: Barak Obama returns the Nobel Peace Prize and quits dancing with it.
written by Bureau, 23 June 2010
