Terminal 6 protestors livid
Heathrow Airport = Warpath Hero Riot
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Petty pyramid scheme argument?
Heathrow Airport = Trite Pharaoh Row
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
More upmarket than Gatwick?
Heathrow Airport = Aha, Worthier Port
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Virus annoys famous rehab
Yorkshire Ripper = Herpes Irk Priory
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Dangerous around the edges
Yorkshire Ripper = Or Periphery Risk
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
More sinned against than sinning?
Saddam Hussain = Diss A Sad Human
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Downcast about all that nakedness
Sadam Hussain = Aha, Sad Nudisms
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Tortured over The Mirror's headlines?
Saddam Hussain = Had A Sun Sadism
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Kinda lachrymose PR guy after forgetting the teriyaki sauce!
Saddam Hussai= Sad Sushi Ad Man
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
His water nymphs got the big numbers
Saddam Hussain = Naiads Had Sums
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
American Handmaid's Tail/Tale?
Saddam Hussain = US Handmaid Ass
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Rejected Swiss cultural movements
Saddam Hussain = A Dadaisms' Shun
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
President Reassues Haitians
Haiti will not die, President Rene Preval insists. And even if we do, we still be zombies.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Eager Beaver
Rookie traffic cop in Little Rock, Arkansas stops weaving car for breath analyzer, walking straight line, stool and urine samples.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas # 54
18-Year-Old McDonald's Worker in Maggoty, Arkansas all over county sheriff's ass for spilling cola on the counter
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Brain was brimming with rubbish
Adolf Hitler = Rot Fill Head
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
New Act To Legalise Concubine Relationships
Rumours circulating social networking sites are backing a Valentine's Day proposal from electro pop singer song writer Little Boots to 80's legend Gary Numan who is supporting Labour's UK Polygamy Act
written by iscrivener, 12 February 2010
Website Nuisance: Sign Language Needed
Adolf Hitler = Hi, Deaf Troll
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Nothing funny about his annexation of Sudetenland...
Adolf Hitler = A Droll Thief
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Clung on to the lemon sponge pudding, the creme caramel, etc
Adolf Hitler = Hold A Trifle
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Yeah, with a lot of nasty Aryan Brotherhood nonsense!
Adolf Hitler = Filled Torah
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Fatal Norwegian lake attraction?
Adolf Hitler = Lethal Fiord
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
They also found his stash of ribeye, sirloin and T-bone
Adolf Hitler = Fillet Hoard
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
No bathroom in the Berlin Bunker!
Adolf Hitler = Filth Ordeal
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Incorrigible banter from this fetid old Nazi
Adolf Hitler = Haloed Flirt
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
He was always dishing the dirt
Adolf Hitler = Filth Loader
written by queen mudder, 12 February 2010
Prince Andrew strikes policeman and promises to behead him!
Prince "Randy" Andy struck a policeman with his limo outside the palace doing his duty; He has vowed, "if any other moronic policeman attempts to stop me, i'll have his head off!" Arrogant twat!
written by unknown
Old Diget Was Nuts
An old Memo from J. Edgar Hoover of the FBI says that when he wore a dress, agents were to call him, "Digit Bardot".
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Say What?
Sing of Obama wearing himself out doing speeches and personal appearances as today he recommended that the taxes on dog collars be dropped.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Scientific Breakthrough
U.S. scientists have announced that they have just discovered some Chinese scientist hiding in lab closet.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Gotten To Third Base
President Obama's US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia reports that his relationship to the king there has gone beyond that of him and Bush holding hands.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #53
Hoover salesman's demonstration shows Arkansas family dozens of braincells in TV room carpet, accumulating over the past 35 years.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #52
Neighbors of Serial Killer thought his behavior in public caused by being raised in Arkansas.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
"Well-Digger's Ass Close Behind!"
"Third "Witches Tit" warning about another snowstorm headed for the Northeast this coming week.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
"I Have A Dream"
Reid, Pelosi say that President Obama's "I Have A Dream About A Giant Marshmallow" speech in North Carolina last week was right up there with the Gettysburg Address.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Gore Bushwhacked
Gore kicked in the nuts by farmer as he goes to lectern to speak about Global Warming hits High C Levels!
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
The "We Are You Gang"
Identity theft ring still trying to come out with a catchy name so they will become famous.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Helen Keller had 20/20 vision
Helen Keller's diary was found in at a yard sale in Intercourse Pa. today. On page one it states, I can see and hear just fine. I just like all the attention
written by Boone Adams, 12 February 2010
Limbaugh Sees Shadow
Rush Limbaugh sees his shadow. Six more years of teeth grinding for democrats.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Nobody's Laughing But Reid, Pelosi
Obama: "We could make billions of dollars by adding $1 to each pack of cigarettes. I say we ask smokers to cough it up! I said, we ask smokers to cough it up! Why have all of you turned against me?"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
No Plans On Iran
Vice President Joe Biden says the US will not blow up Iran's nuclear facilities right at this time. "Wait a minute.... OK..now we have!
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Snows Piling Up
Snow and ice continue to hit the whole Eastern US, Britain. Meanwhile, The Human Torch just sits on his lazy ass.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Good News?
President Obama: Social Security will hold up until 2050 if we take away $5 per month every year.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Old testament training for Hull's flood victims
Drenched homeowners in Hull were shocked to hear suggestions from local councillors to 'learn the lessons from the past' as they were urged to re-read the ordeals of Noah in lieu of hardship payments.
written by Jenko Tiger, 12 February 2010
Celebituaries: Alexander McQueen
Paramedics arrived on the scene and pronounced McQueen fashionably late. Although he came out of the closet in a body bag by Versace, the clothing innovator will now be limited to a wooden overcoat.
written by neilwatson, 12 February 2010
Celebituaries: Walter Frederick Morrison
The inventor of the frisbee has died, aged 90. He is hoping to come back as a boomerang.
written by neilwatson, 12 February 2010
Dems Become Loony Bat-Sh*t Party . . . again
Today the Democratic Party reorganized itself as the "Loony Bat-Sh*t Party". Its first act will be to ban oxygen use, birthday clowns, and heterosexual sex, as well as to place a heavy tax on lint.
written by Daniel Bristol, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #51
Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism: "Boss Hogg hisself is coming here."
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
No Sports Cut
University slammed for dropping pre-1700 UK history from syllabus just one week after budget cuts. "Next time we receive we're teaching only events after 2000."
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Something's Going On In There
£1million cannabis plantation found inside former high street bank as police observe customers still making cash deposits.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Ticket Targets Still On
Parking warden vultures 'still given ticket targets' of seven per day, discovered pushing cars into no-parking zones.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Two Cases Decided
Christian British Airways employee sent home for wearing cross loses appeal over religious discrimination. Muslim prayers in middle of aisle Ok'd
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Go Ahead, Punk!
'Decent middle-aged man' spared jail after stabbing teenager who attacked him in his own home..yard..basement..in attic.at neighbors house next door and police station.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Caught In The Acts
Caught in the act! Doctor installs CCTV to catch stalker ex-lover attacking her car, crapping on doorstep.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Press Secretary Gibbs in Fishnets
White House Press Secretary Gibbs donned a pair of fishnet stockings and came to his daily press briefing singing show tunes today. Reporters thrilled to his rendition of "Hello, Dolly!"
written by Daniel Bristol, 12 February 2010
Be Silent And Submit
Vicar outrages congregation by telling women to 'be silent and submit to your husbands'. Husbands tell wives it's OK to moan a bit.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Flaw Needs Corrections
'Flaw' in chip and PIN 'means thieves can use cards without needing security code'. Identity thieves told to return cards immediately.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Jobs For Afghan
Expert says What Afghanistan needs: job creation. Complete idiot: Same here!
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Delta Expands
Delta adding new North Dakota service by adding three helicopters.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Predicting Record Snows
East Coast digs out from storm for record books, as record books buried under snow for now.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Genes Linked T-To St-Studdering
Scientists find first genes linked to stuttering through early cases of the Swine stutterers, such as Porky Pig.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Mumps On The Rise
Mumps outbreak in NY, NJ tops 1,500 cases. Authorities first thought it was normal fat jowls.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Bald Neanderthals
DNA suggests even ancient man had baldness issues. "Plenty of hair everywhere but on their heads", says scientist.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Feds No Help!
Feds pass on surest solution to Asian carp advance. Learn to love their taste.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Shed Some Light
NASA launches observatory to study sun. Still looking for a safe place to land.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Double Agents
Shell employee list leaked to environmental groups, as Environmentalist linked to Shell Oil Company.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Wide But Thin
Obama strategy widens assault on terrorists as we now have 1,000 troops in 100 countries.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Talks Going On?
US and Afghan troops ring Taliban stronghold. Ask to talk with the head Taliban through secretary.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Recovery Falters
Eurozone recovery falters, Germany flat, French full of hot air.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Tax This Captain Healthcare!
Marvel Comics' depiction of anti-tax protesters inspires anger, apology. Also for using the "R" word.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Wars Escalation
Marines push 'The Breacher' against Taliban lines. Taliban ready with catapults.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Lots Of Skeptics
Democrats skeptical health care summit is answer. Complain that Republics too skeptical.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Also, 300 UFO's
Iran supreme leader lauds state rally, warns West that they now have 200,000 nuclear missiles.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Clinton Doing Better
Bill Clinton leaves NYC hospital with 25 new nurses cellphone numbers after heart check-up.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Too Much Snow
Schools concerned about making up missed snow days, may have to do double shifts.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Switching To Beer
Salt supplies running low, as many shut-ins from weather hit the margaritas.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Needs Management
Jury awards $12 million to woman with brain injury. Uses thousands as toilet paper, pick up dog poo.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Laser Defense
U.S. successfully tests airborne laser on missile launched at us from somewhere.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Three New Breeds
3 new breeds to be showcased at Westminster show, with the Greypoodle looking the strangest.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Here's Your G.W.
Schools close as South starts getting rare snow. Mayors sending truckloads to dump on Al Gore's acres.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Clinton in health scare
Former US President "Slick Willy" Clinton has had a stent placed in his penis to enable him to "get it up" when the occasion calls. Those Haitian women really demand a lot from American "wanna be's".
written by whatinthe world, 12 February 2010
Indiana Troubles
Indiana-made Humvee, Indianapolis Colts, could soon be Army, football relics?
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Kennedy's Final Leaving
Rep. Patrick Kennedy's decision not to seek re-election will leave Washington without a Kennedy in political office for the first time since first congress after 1792.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Marvel Comics Flub
Marvel Comics' depiction of anti-tax protesters inspires anger, apology, possibility of riots in the street.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Wheels Of Justice
Sleuths unravel 16th-century Italian murder mystery. Arrests expected soon.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Spiritual Brain
Links to Spirituality Found in the Brain, taught in the Bible for thousands of years as "spirit in man".
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Taliban Breached
Marines push 'The Breacher' against Taliban lines as they fire and bomb from their side.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Trouble In Toyotaland
Toyota to expand disclosure amid pressure on CEO. Admit there's also a problem with motors, steering and flip overs, but that's all.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Dems Ax Bill
Senate Dems ax bipartisan jobs bill. Want Democrats hired first.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Eurostar train breaks down in cold weather
Eurostar trains to and from Disneyland kept breaking down in the cold weather Scot Montgomery Scott said "we cannae beam people out if they are stuck in the tunnel the train Disney work in winter.
written by SPECTRUM, 12 February 2010
VP Biden's Accomplishments
Vice President Biden took credit for winning the Iraq war, troop drawdown and placing condom machines in all the ladies rooms on Capitol Hill!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Toyota's Political Problem
House Speaker Pelosi's Prius has a steering problem that causes it to pull to the far left, thus tying up the flow of traffic on Capitol Hill.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Snow, Snow, Snow
Snow has paralyzed Washington DC, such that the federal government is shut down. Citizen groups have rented snow making machines to be employed around the US Capitol & the White House until November.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Reducing Childhood Obesity
Harry says "When I was a kid we walked 10 miles to school through 3 feet of snow, barefoot carrying 10 pounds of books. Eliminate school busses to reduce childhood obesity, save money & be green."
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
No S**t Sherlock
President Obama says that green technology is not ready and we must rely on traditional forms of energy for a long while! Engineers have been trying to tell this to Democratic left wing liberal loons!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
More about Snow
The snow storm of 2010 dumped about 24 inches in Baltimore MD. Joe the snow shoveler recently said "he only got 6 inches!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Lost in the Woods
President Obama says he is not an ideo-log! Then why is the president's legislative agenda so il-log-ically left wing?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Left wing Liberals Bolt Democratic Party
Far left wing liberals bolt the Democratic Party and form the far out overzealous liberal socialist (FOOLS) party. Conservative Democrats and Republicans now rule the US House and US Senate.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
I Can't Hear You
Press Secretary Gibbs defended why the president has not gone on TV to denounce the Iranian regime for civil rights violations & support the protesters; President Obama has had laryngitis for a year.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Got Band-Aids?
President Obama sent Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs out to local pharmacies to buy all the band-aids he could get for the health care bills, prior to the meeting with Republican leaders.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Democrats Develop Amnesia
President Obama & Senate Democrats believe the president should make recess appointments. Amnesia is rampant, as Obama & the same Senators railed against former President Bush for such appointments!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Bold Rumor
The elitist Obama administration cannot seem to connect the dots on anything! Yet, they want people to believe climate change is real by connecting 100,000 years of non-existing dots.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Another Hat in the Ring
Pat Paulsen's son, Monty Paulsen, is preparing for a 2012 election run for the White House. President Obama, Sarah Palin and both major party officials could not be reached for comment.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Additional Research is Required
Chocolate pistachio brownie bars; doughnuts & licorice; chili peppers; & guacamole may stimulate sexual activity. A smiling group of researchers will now develop metrics based on extensive testing.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Why the Obama Administration Canceled Moon Landings
The GAO indicated that the Obama Administration canceled future manned moon landings because the same software engineers that designed Internet Explorer won the new shuttle contract.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Typical Bureaucratic Logic
To fight childhood obesity, 2010 census takers will check refrigerators and kitchen cabinets and then confiscate designated items. Contraband food will be shipped overseas to feed starving children!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
The IRS Changed My Life
Dottie says "The IRS took my Bra & panties because I couldn't pay my taxes. Thank you IRS, I am now a pole dancer making more money than some IRS agents. In fact I see a few of them at my club!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Snow Job
Mother Nature's snow job has paralyzed Washington DC. However, Democratic House Speaker Pelosi's liberal left wing snow job has been doing that for several years.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
No Debate
Right wing groups to stop spending money on challenging the National Organization of Women (NOW) & Planned Parenthood. Whenever these left wing organizations speak, they shoot themselves in the foot!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Liberal Leave Policy
During the recent Washington DC snow storm, a liberal leave policy was available for government employees to take time off. Conservatives had to come to work!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Justice Served
US Justice Department indicts several civil rights organizations for violating Constitutional rights of 330 million Americans, while defending rights of criminals, terrorists and child molesters.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Health Care Reform Revisited
Conservative Democrats & Republicans have taken over both Houses of Congress. They then agreed, while televised by C-SPAN, on a bipartisan Health Care Bill that President Obama refuses to sign it!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Go West
A mounted posse has run the last Democratic left wing liberal out of the state of Texas. The last visual observation was that of a horse's butt heading west to California!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Amateur Hour
Is there an amateur in the White House? President Obama has heard this and plans to appear on "American Idol" and when in the UK "Britain's Got Talent," where he will sing a duet with Susan Boyle.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 February 2010
Defective Drones
U.S. to recall 1,000 defective drones if any left that went astray. Issues apology for those innocent that we hit.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Tunnel Beating
Officials seek policy change after tunnel beating. From now on, hoodlums must beat up people outside of tunnel, say officials.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Politically Correct
Don't say "mental retardation", the new term: "intellectual disability." No more Asperger's syndrome, call it a mild version of autism instead. And these idiots wasting our time- "Mental Pygmies.'
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Greenland Discovery
Ancient Greenland has a DNA surprise: Surprisingly, the long-dead man found there appears to have originated in Siberia. Of course, this could be a slave or lucky head taken there by Vikings.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Come Soon!
East Coast digs out from storm for record books as cries come from everywhere for global warming to begin.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Exercise For Oldies
London to open 1st exercise area for older people, with volunteers to help any yelling "I've fallen & I can't get up."
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Freeze Heating Up
Climate-Change Debate Is Heating Up in Deep Freeze. Experts: Whether it's colder or warmer or the same, it indicates global warming.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Republicans Plain Mad
Republican leaders in House, Senate say that any person that Obama may get to nominate for the Supreme Court in the future is an idiot.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Country Joe Again
Country Joe and The Fish to rerecord "Zing Went The Strings Of My Carp"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #50
Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism: "It's cattle manure, not cow shit!"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #49
Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism: "Have your 14-year0old wife to keep them kids out of the road!"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #48
Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism: "Remember, 'cotton-picking' is a verb, not an adjective."
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #47
Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism: "Be sure to chain the family idiot when a stranger approaches."
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Arkansas #46
Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism: "Now don't Ya'll be calling them all "Chester".
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Hilton, Madonna Sign
Paris Hilton, Madonna sign long term contract to stay in the news headlines for something outlandish.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Phil Too Fat
Punxsutawney Phil too fat to get back in hole during snowstorm. Predicts six more months of snow unless they get him back in his bed.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Health Care Again
Republicans finally respond to Obama call for healthcare reform. Vote to slash billions from programs until job improvements to pay for it.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Obama's Change
Now Obama Doesn't 'Begrudge' Millions in Bonuses for 'Savvy' Bankers...politicians.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Promoting Smokes?
U.S. would reap billions from $1 cigarette tax hike. Ten billions from $2 cigarette tax hike. Decide to allow cigarette companies to go back advertising.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Do It Yourself!
Berlin and Paris urge backing for Greece. Other's say, "DO IT then!"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Obama On Obesity
Michelle Obama announces 'obesity' a threat to national security. "Your big ass can be seen from space!"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Peak Or Peek
Iconic 'Hollywood' sign to be replaced by environmental message.."Save The Peak". Maybe they mean "peek!"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Byrd Has Flown
West Virginia's Senator Robert Byrd's 'Inner Child' dies at 78, due to being ignored.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Great!
San Diego Zoo says, "Come out and see all the beautiful animals we have behind bars caught and will spend the rest of their lives behind bars or in cages!"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Head Of Chicken Dept.
Wanted: Chicken beheaders. Check telephone book under 'chicken heads' for Tyson Factory in your area.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Ford Exploder
For Sale: 1973 green and black Ford Pinto. $500. Exploded only once.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Ingraver Quits
For Sale: Tombstone with "Hairy Penis" on it. Little fart quit after designing it. Can you work your name into it? $25
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Taco Lotto
Taco Bell offers free refund if you can score over 100 on the outside fart-o-meter.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Dynamic Duo
Bobby Vee and Adam Lambert to team up and do a remake of "Penis In Blue Jeans".
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
More Fresh Country Joe & Fish
Country Joe and the Fish reunite to perform, "Salmon Janet Evening, You May Sea A Stinger"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
CJ & Fresh Fish
Country Joe and the Fish reunite to perform, "You Don't Send Me Flounders Anymore"
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Kanye West receives head injury
Obnoxious rapper Kanye West was injured today when a basketball hit him in the face. West was rushed immediately to the hospital for X-Rays of his head. The X-Rays showed nothing.
written by Daniel Bristol, 12 February 2010
Congress Down Too
For the fifth straight day winter weather continues to filibuster congress.
written by Bureau, 12 February 2010
Spoof website back up after repairs (explanation #1)
The editors that be had to blow the dust from their mainframe TRS-80.
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Spoof website back up after repairs (explanation #2)
Those responsible have been sacked (except for the llamas). Have you seen the fjords?
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Spoof website back up after repairs (explanation #3)
The cheese from Mark's toasted sandwich that he left on the computer melted into his CPU and shorted things out.
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Spoof website back up after repairs (explanation #4)
Al Gore blames global warming.
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Spoof website back up after repairs (explanation #5)
The squirell's wheel needed new bearings.
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