Divorce Pending
The latest Marvel Comic reports that Spider-Man's marriage has fallen apart after more than 20 years . His lawyer claims that he has been ignoring his wife and spending far too much time on the web.
written by IN SEINE, 21 August 2008
New Playboy for Married Men
Hugh Hefner has just published a new edition of Playboy magazine for married men. It has the same centerfold every month.
written by IN SEINE, 21 August 2008
Celebrity Storks On Strike
They're tired of delivering twins to celebrities and getting paid for a single delivery.
written by Gail Farrelly, 21 August 2008
Research Shows Mississippi, West Virginia, and Alabama Are the Most Obese States
...and getting more obese, as fatties from all over the U.S. head to these three states to find fat comfort zones.
written by Gail Farrelly, 21 August 2008
Gary Glitter Takes Up Residence In Bangkok
Gary Glitter has cut short his world tour, and will set up home in Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi airport, sources close to the filthy, disgusting, paedophile say.
written by Monkey Woods, 21 August 2008
Olympic Sprint Batons Coated In Grease
Beijing: Batons used in the sprint relays were coated with grease. Britain, the US, Italy, France and Trinidad all lost their grips, but surprisingly, Greece held on.
written by Monkey Woods, 21 August 2008
Gary Glitter to Entertain Abroad
...since preadolescents are unavailable at the moment.
written by TomFoolery, 21 August 2008
New McCain Anti-Obama Ad
Off-camera announcer suggests: "Perhaps Obama's pro-choice parents made the WRONG CHOICE!"
written by TomFoolery, 21 August 2008
Panic in Obama Camp
He stops to think, but finds he just can't start up again!
written by TomFoolery, 21 August 2008
