Man Vs Machine
Stephen 'cyborg' Hawking has been voted sexiest home appliance for the third consecutive year.
written by Candice Hitler, 09 October 2007
Monet for Old Rope
The BBC has revealed that impressionist Claude Monet could do Frank Spencer and Bruce Forsyth so well, that he would often overdub them on radio appearances.
written by Candice Hitler, 09 October 2007
Bush Has 30 Seconds of Clear, Unmuddled Logical Thought
The visibly disturbed War President swore never to do that again and locked himself away to watch "Gunsmoke" on DVD for a week to straighten himself out.
written by Entropus, 09 October 2007
Phone-in Scandal
If you think the BBC should cancel all phone in votes text YES to 27777 or NO to 56777. All profits will go towards a hoverpack for the Director General.
written by Candice Hitler, 09 October 2007
Ogle's Shares Reach $666
Ogle Inc is hailed as one of the hottest commodities with shares climbing to $666 mark. Spokesperson explains "Never under-estamate the power of ogling Ads"
written by Professor Ransakka Ph.D, 09 October 2007
Penis Enlargement Program
Today a woman received a record 203 emails offering her various penis enlargement solutions.
written by Passion Vine House, 09 October 2007
