"Amnesia? I don't remember having that!"
A man who woke up today with amnesia, found himself in the pile of single socks that live in the washing machine.
written by Ben Macnair, 13 October 2007
Family want plastic pen tops ban (BBC)
Family of the un-fed village idiot who died eating a pen lid today called for the government to ban other 'killers' old age and cancer.
written by Candice Hitler, 13 October 2007
