Miserable sod cracks one off
Jack Dee smiled yesterday. Eyewitnesses say it was hideous.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
Gaffney - Eastenders Tough Guy?
Robbie (Dean Gaffney) from Eastenders is f**king Wellard apparently. Wellard is reported to think 'he could do better'.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
Plastic Andre
Slimy ageing teen fool, Peter Andre, is not actually made of plastic it was discovered today. His wife however, is, by at least 12%.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
New show to be aired just after The Archers
Winchester Gangster and black-emulator, Tim Westwood, will host a new Radio 4 rap show.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
Anti Social Clothing
Hoodys will now automatically be sold with ASBOs.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
Shambles
Greasy beanpole Pete Doherty was caught not taking drugs today. Fans were incensed by his betrayal.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
Too Wet
The North sea has flooded. Fish and whales are being relocated to Seaworld in California for immediate exploitation.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
War Latest
200 tons of democracy were dropped on Iraq today.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
Lesser Spotted Celebrity...Spotted
Dame Edna Everage was spotted punching a horse in the 'Wild Bean Cafe', located within Slough's BP Petrol Station.
written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
BBC News 25/8
BBC have launched their new News Channel, which will operate 25hrs a day, 8 days a week in a bid to boost viewers.
written by Jon-jo Jones, 11 October 2007
