Editor-in-chief buried alive
Today, editor-in-chief, Mark, was buried alive under the hundreds of awful snippets that writer 'tipsy' left for him on his return. 'tipsy' stated "if this goes live i'll eat my face"
written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
The word 'bored' to be replaced.
Oxford english dictionary has declared that the word 'Bored' is to be replaced withthe word 'Peanut' in order to alleviate the boredom represented by the word.
written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
the lette ' ' has been emoved fom this eport.
unfotunatly due to poblems with acism online, all appeaances of the lette ' ' have been deleted so acist comments become unecognisable.
written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
Elixir of life discovered
The elixir of life has already been discovered. According to new research, the elixir was found, and has been used by Bruce Forsyth
written by tipsy, 29 November 2007