Anagrams reveal truth behind scientology
Brilliant anagramist unscrambles the meaning behind the word Scientology... it's just code for: 'Gets oily con'
written by sail2bob, 13 May 2007
New Iraq War Policy
Bush decrees "Death to all suiciders!"
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Iraq War Policy Wonks At A Loss
"What can you do when everything is constantly overruled by the idiots in charge?"
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Sheryl Crow Celebrates Mother's Day with Newly Adopted Son
Holds him close and croons, "Just in time, I found you just in time....."
written by Gail Farrelly, 13 May 2007
The Spoof's Queen Mudder Ponders Taking Some Time Off for Mother's Day
May only produce 3 or 4 stories instead of her usual daily output of 5 or 6.
written by Gail Farrelly, 13 May 2007