400 Down, 575 To Go
Manuel Uribe, who once weighed half a ton, gets a lift on his first trip outside in five years. Where to, you might ask. Why, McDonald's, of course. Local fast food restaurants have gone on full alert.
written by TomFoolery, 08 March 2007
Captain America Dead!
His fans predict that he will rise from the dead -- hopefully before paternity issues, details of his will, and final burial plans are settled.
written by Gail Farrelly, 08 March 2007
To Control Depression, Rosie O'Donnell Hangs Upside Down
But how can we prevent the depression she CAUSES in us?
written by Gail Farrelly, 08 March 2007
