Sex
The US Surgeon General says if sex is a 'pain in the ass' for you, you are doing it wrong.
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Virgins
To all you virgins out there: Thanks for nothing!
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Study: Chinese Restaurant Food Is Unhealthy
What DOES one feed a Chinese restaurant anyway???
written by TomFoolery, 21 March 2007
Missing 12-year-old Boy Scout Found Alive in North Carolina
Had wandered away from the campsite in search of Angelina Jolie, hoping she would adopt him.
written by Gail Farrelly, 21 March 2007
Sanjaya "Removed" from Idol Competition
"American Idol" audience members were first shocked, but then erupted in exuberant applause during the performance of "You Really Got Me" by Sanjaya when Ray Davies jumped out of the crowd during the song and beat him into a coma. Prosecutors are not expected to file charges.
written by Selmer, 21 March 2007
Stress
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
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