Motorists Outraged that Silicon is Found in Fuel Tanks
"No way should they hire garage mechanics with breast implants that leak!"
written by Gail Farrelly, 01 March 2007
Florida Man Claims Chicken Burrito Paralyzed him
Making it impossible for him to cross the road.
written by TomFoolery, 01 March 2007
Arrest Close in 'Barbie Bandits' Case
Anonymous sources tell SpoofNews that it was Ken who came forward, claiming it was revenge for her and Skipper dumping him.
written by TomFoolery, 01 March 2007
Tennessee High School Students Make Porn Film Between Classes
They claimed it was the class project their Sex Ed course.
written by TomFoolery, 01 March 2007
Portrait of Queen Elizabeth II Appears on The Spoof
The Palace demanded it, since many people think that Helen Mirren is "The Queen."
written by Gail Farrelly, 01 March 2007
Launch of Space Shuttle Atlantis Postponed
NASA claims Atlantis was damaged in a hail storm, but rumor is that renegade astronauts were responsible for the damage.
written by Gail Farrelly, 01 March 2007
Anna Nicole Smith's Mom Drops Bid for Body
Man, they'll put ANYTHING on eBay these days!!
written by TomFoolery, 01 March 2007
Girls Caught On Tape Robbing Bank
- See newest 'Girls Gone Wild' video part#5, "Gone Shopping!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 01 March 2007
US Couple Use Baby As Car Payment
- "An 'arm & a leg' would of been too inhumane."
written by Moose&Squirell, 01 March 2007
First Presidential hopeful withdraws from Democratic Party nomination process...
...leaving only 125,314 candidates remaining.
written by unknown
News of 218 pound eight year old being taken from parents for negligence causes mixed reactions
Fat Albert goes on sugar eating binge due to jealousy
written by unknown
Atheists in America Increasing
- "GOD calls them 'oxy-morons who need prayer'. "I mean really, whoever heard of a "Non-believing believer".
written by Moose&Squirell, 01 March 2007
Covert U.S. Funds Being Funneled To Al Qaeda
- "We tried to reach Al, but, he wasn't returning phone calls!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 01 March 2007
