Teacher Cuts Off Noisy Kid's Tongue
- "Female classmates begin to cry inconsolably!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Scientists Create Remote-Controlled Pigeon
- Programmed to show respect to statuary.
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Wine Drinkers Live More Healthily Than Beer Drinkers: Study
- The downside is they only live half as long.
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Castro Says He Feels Energetic, Stronger
- " I will live forev.....(BOINK!)"
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Retarded Mice Get Smarter With Drug
- "They must have. They fooled the scientist!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
'Extreme Eating' a Big Fat Problem for U.S.
- Article in Bulimia Today, "Does This Skin Make Me Look Fat?"
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Doctors Warned About Common Drugs for Pain
- "Why switch to a cheap generic brand, when Morphine gives you relief for hours and hours and hours....."
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Garlic 'Does Not Cut Cholesterol'
- Report published by the Medical Vampires Association, House of Dracula in Transylvania
written by Moose&Squirell, 28 February 2007
Juror Dismissed from "Scooter" Libby Trial
She requested early dismissal so she can start writing her book about the trial.
written by Gail Farrelly, 28 February 2007
Two New Yorkers Plead "No Contest" in Alleged Extortion of MySpace
Claimed they thought it was TheirSpace.
written by Gail Farrelly, 28 February 2007
