Peter Pan Outraged over Salmonella Outbreak
"I told Tinker Bell to clean up that fairy dust and not let it contaminate the peanut butter."
written by Gail Farrelly, 25 February 2007
Rats Stage Takeover of Taco Bell/KFC Restaurant in NYC
But they promptly vacate the premises in disgust when they learn that Taco Bell suffered a recent E. coli scare.
written by Gail Farrelly, 25 February 2007
Tom Vilsack, Former Governor of Iowa, Is Now OUT of 2008 Race for U.S. President
Who knew he was IN?
written by Gail Farrelly, 25 February 2007
Rats Invade NYC Restaurant
- "This is a Thai Restaurant, they're on the menu!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 25 February 2007
Text Messages Land Teacher In Hot Water
- "The Chief, of the Pongo-Pongo tribe of Kilamangaro, was given a free cell phone as a present from Dr. Eldon Livingstud, Harvard professor of ancient civilizations. Two days later, they invited him back for dinner!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 25 February 2007
U.S. Court Upholds Same-Sex Teaching To Children
- "Daddy, why did the new baby from that man's stomach look brown & stink?!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 25 February 2007
Astronaut Farmer Plummets to Earth
- "I told them, 'I refuse to wear those adult diapers on this flight!'. So they unlocked the door & shoved me out!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 25 February 2007
