Fighting Surgeons Leave Patient In The Lurch
- "With both Doctors fighting in the hallway, Patient decides to save money by performing the lobotomy himself!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 22 February 2007
Two Clowns Shot Dead At Circus
- Many relieved after finding out the headline was NOT about Obama & Hillery political feud.
written by Moose&Squirell, 22 February 2007
No Need To Diet And Exercise To Lose Weight
- "Move to the MOON. Gravity 1/6 of Earth!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 22 February 2007
Wimbledon to Pay Men and Women Equally
- "We are going with the lesser rate for both sexes & savings going to buy snacks for ball retievers."
written by Moose&Squirell, 22 February 2007
Whole Foods Proposes Merger with Wild Oats
Was going to just sow Wild Oats but then decided to buy them instead.
written by Gail Farrelly, 22 February 2007
Taller People Make Bigger Bucks
Elevator shoes really pay off!
written by Gail Farrelly, 22 February 2007
