Minister Resigns Over Anna Nicole Bed Pictures
- "I do not know why I am being forced out of my job! I am a Necrophiliac!...It's not like we did anything."
written by Moose&Squirell, 19 February 2007
Japanese Scientists Grow Teeth From Single Cells
- "We were tired of eating only noodles."
written by Moose&Squirell, 19 February 2007
Mexico Raises Troop Salaries In Drug Crackdown
- "...can't be helped. Price of drugs going up!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 19 February 2007
Bush Links Terror War To U.S. Independence War
- "Why those damn redcoats!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 19 February 2007
Study: Cocoa Boosts Brain
- Now available for those with flat-chested craniums.
written by Moose&Squirell, 19 February 2007
Briton Aims To Be First Woman To Solo Both Poles
- "That's gotta hurt"
written by Moose&Squirell, 19 February 2007
Researchers Grow Teeth in Lab Dish, Transplant Them to Mice
The better to eat you with, my dear.
written by Gail Farrelly, 19 February 2007
Readers Complain that a Little Green Man is Popping up on The Spoof
They've been told by Mark and Paul Lowton, owners of The Spoof, to have another drink and stop whining.
written by Gail Farrelly, 19 February 2007
