Bush endorses Brazilians
Bush calls for all American military personnel serving overseas to sport a Brazilian. The White House has declared well trimmed pubic hair as a fundamental signal of liberty and a beacon of freedom to the hirsute and undemocratic heathens of the world.
written by aningeniousname, 13 February 2007
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Sufferers Self Centred
100 sufferers were interviewed about their condition. A leading psychologist reports "It's all ME ME ME"
written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan, 13 February 2007
Britons Ignorant About Sex, Survey Reveals
- "All this time I thought, we were scratching those hard to get at places?"
written by Moose&Squirell, 13 February 2007
The Secret Is Out: Armitage Was the CIA Leaker
- "Pass the Depends"
written by Moose&Squirell, 13 February 2007
Research Shows Regular Naps Help Your Heart
Cats the world over are saying, "Told you so."
written by Gail Farrelly, 13 February 2007
Blair resigns
Prime minister Tony Blair today announced from the steps of ten Downing street that he is totally resigned to the fact that his funny tooth will never again be colgate white.
written by aningeniousname, 13 February 2007
New Lottery For Eskimos
But..you have to be Inuit to win it!!
written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan, 13 February 2007
