North Korea Signs 8-Track Tape Deal with Russia
Pyongyang, North Korea - In the latest test of America's resolve, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il signed a 10 year, $25,000,000 deal with Russia to develop 8-Track tapes and tape players.
written by Mark Garrison, 12 February 2007
American runs away with $17,000 prosthetic leg
- Thief is said to be the 'Winner' of the three-legged races competition at the annual Hooterville County Picnic & Tractor Pull.
written by Moose&Squirell, 12 February 2007
Britney Is A Limp Rag Doll After Sex
- Revealed model, Isaac Cohen, The rock divas most recent ex-beau. "She looses all her air. So you got to blow her up, again. Boy, are my cheeks sore!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 12 February 2007
Australian PM Stands By Obama Attack
- Australian Prime Minister John Howard on Monday stood by his comments from a day earlier, "He is the cleanest Nigger in the wood pile!"
written by Moose&Squirell, 12 February 2007
Chip Can Do A Trillion Calculations A Second
- and comes in "Wavy and Bar-B-Q flavored, too!
written by Moose&Squirell, 12 February 2007
What's Killing Honeybee Colonies in the US?
Bees are in mourning for their queen bee, Anna Nicole Smith, and desperately need grief counseling.
written by Gail Farrelly, 12 February 2007
