Spirograph
Archeologists in Wyoming have found what they believe to be the world's oldest Spirograph, five hundred feet down in the Fossil record.
written by Ben Macnair, 08 December 2007
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What you lookin' at, posh bloke?, Posh bloke, what you lookin' at?' asked a toff in the mirror. He never got film quotes right, said er outdoors.
written by Ben Macnair, 08 December 2007
Jazz Music
Jazz Music has now been banned from parts of Leamington Spa, because parts of the town now swing too much. 'You crazy Jazz Cats', said Major Stanley 'Toothless grin' Smith.
written by Ben Macnair, 08 December 2007
Strife for Writers
A writer on strike in America has hit trouble, for he is now unable to write a shopping list.
written by Ben Macnair, 08 December 2007
