England Footballer Wayne Rooney has signed a new contract worth 44 Million to be the new face of Mr Potato Head.
I Can't believe it's not.............
The celebrity bible 'I can't believe it's not true' has had it's name changed to 'A pack of lies'.
New Spice Girls album
The spice girls are set to release an album of Gregorian chants to cash in with the current world music trend, said Z Magazine in an issue from 1992.
In a shock poll, My Family has been voted best British comedy above Monty Python. It won in the category for 'Robert Lindsay's most gurning expressions'.
There was consternation in Panto-land today when Cinderella said that Prince Charming was not really the man for her, and she was actually in love with Buttons.
Further controversy from Pantomime - The Ugly Sisters are actually Men.
Following news that the Oscar won for Citizen Kane is to be sold at auction for £1,000's, it has been revealed that the Oscar won for Sister Act II has been given away.
Police Pay Talks
The Police were today in talks over a disputed pay rise. Sting said he was not paid enough.