Charlie Dimmock
TV Gardener Charlie Dimmock is to retire from Television, claiming that keeping up with Alan Titchmarsh is proving too much for her.
written by Ben Macnair, 19 December 2007
Displaced White House Workers Get FEMA Trailers
WASHINGTON (HNN) -- Workers displaced this week by a fire at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, including Vice President Dick Cheney, will work out of FEMA trailers until their offices can be repaired, expected some time in 2014.
written by Heewack, 19 December 2007
Jamie Lynn Spears' Fetus Announces It's Pregnant
The 12-week old fetus of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears announced that it is expecting twins next July. The father-to-be, reportedly a tapeworm in Jamie's digestive tract, is said to be "thrilled" by the development.
written by Heewack, 19 December 2007
Kraft announce plant in Middle East
Dairy foods giant Kraft have unveiled plans to build the worlds largest cheese production plant in the Middle East. They will mark the event with a new selection of Middle Eastern dairy products called 'Cheeses of Nazareth'
written by Phil Rowe, 19 December 2007
Blitzen, Comet, Dasher Named In Steroid Report
Trainer Elf claims he injected flight enhancing hormones on numerous occasions. Santa Claus unavailable for comment..
written by TJL, 19 December 2007
