Free Speech
... is writing for the Spoof and not getting paid
written by Shaun Ferguson, 17 December 2007
Woodworm Christmas Banquet
Chefs at Woodworms R Us have this week recommended Doors as a tasty treat, following last weeks serving suggestions of table and chairs.
written by Ben Macnair, 17 December 2007
Reclaim the language
A new organization was launched today with the aim of returning the English language to the people.
Called CaTOuStAc ( Campaign to outlaw stupid acronyms) the organization is seeking members. Interested persons should contact anyone who give a damn.
written by Bullshot Bill, 17 December 2007
Extra RBTs leading up to Xmas hols.
Despite conducting 12,000 random breath tests over the past weekend, NSW Police failed to catch a single driver who was not breathing.
written by Bullshot Bill, 17 December 2007
Political Shock
A tory Politician has admitted he does not have all of the answers. He is not a quiz master...Loud hoots of laughter were heard from the back bench...
written by Ben Macnair, 17 December 2007
No Lady in Red, please
Middle of the Road philanthropist Chris De Burgh is to play a gig in Iran. A spokesman for the troubled country said: 'Have we not suffered enough?'
written by Ben Macnair, 17 December 2007
No News
In an empty room, nothing happened, but how do we know? That is the conundrum that you have to answer for yourself, reader.
written by Ben Macnair, 17 December 2007
Cat Hair
Cat Hair jackets are the new trend, for Cats, said a spokeman for Cat Hair Magazine.
written by Ben Macnair, 17 December 2007
