Potato head
England Footballer Wayne Rooney has signed a new contract worth 44 Million to be the new face of Mr Potato Head.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
I Can't believe it's not.............
The celebrity bible 'I can't believe it's not true' has had it's name changed to 'A pack of lies'.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
New Spice Girls album
The spice girls are set to release an album of Gregorian chants to cash in with the current world music trend, said Z Magazine in an issue from 1992.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
Monty Python
In a shock poll, My Family has been voted best British comedy above Monty Python. It won in the category for 'Robert Lindsay's most gurning expressions'.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
Panto
There was consternation in Panto-land today when Cinderella said that Prince Charming was not really the man for her, and she was actually in love with Buttons.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
Panto 2
Further controversy from Pantomime - The Ugly Sisters are actually Men.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
Oscar
Following news that the Oscar won for Citizen Kane is to be sold at auction for £1,000's, it has been revealed that the Oscar won for Sister Act II has been given away.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
Police Pay Talks
The Police were today in talks over a disputed pay rise. Sting said he was not paid enough.
written by Ben Macnair, 12 December 2007
