Cow Flees Farm, Seeks Asylum in India
Officials in New Delhi have not decided whether or not to grant asylum or deport Bessie. "They're going to eat me!" Bessie insists. Her owner, farmer Inda Dell of Norwalk, Ohio, disputes her claim, saying Bessie is a "milk cow."
written by Heewack, 21 August 2007
Tom Cruise Takes One for Lindsay Lohan
"I wasn't driving the truck when the 7 guys went flying off the back but, she was drunk, she's bigger than me and I was scared…what was I supposed to do?"
written by Johnny Ovaltine, 21 August 2007
Dick Cheney Repents
CCN - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, has repented his sins against humanity and has joined in the effort to impeach Bush.
written by Cal Jennings, 21 August 2007
Mormon man joins "Promise Keepers"
Vows to be faithful to all six of his wives.
written by websmuggler, 21 August 2007
