Lohan snorts Hilton's Ashes
Lindsay Lohan reportedly has snorted the cremated remains of Paris Hilton's grandfather
written by Boone Adams, 20 August 2007
Satan has "Room All Ready" for Leona Helmsley
"It's very tastefully appointed," Satan said of the room prepared for the immenent arrival of the "Queen of Mean," who died August 20. He added that he "hasn't been this excited about a new arrival since Saddam Hussein."
written by Heewack, 20 August 2007
Science Discovery
Scientists in Idaho have discovered what appears to be a Hitachi Microwave in the Fossil Record. Histroy, Science, Time, whole world scuppered.
written by Ben Macnair, 20 August 2007
It's official: none of these spoof snippets is funny
except of course for mine, says websmuggler
written by websmuggler, 20 August 2007
Minneapolis bridge collapses, cars plunge into river, motorists drown
Ted Kennedy comments, "Well! Maybe now they know how it feels!"
written by websmuggler, 20 August 2007
