Mandleson to be bridesmaid
Peter Mandleson has confirmed he has been approached by the Pm to be his bridesmaid. more soon.
written by Lee Wyatt, 21 April 2007
Blair: Brown is best
Tony Blair today declared that his favourite colour is Brown and not blue as originally thought. More to Follow
written by Lee Wyatt, 21 April 2007
Blair: Marry me George
Tony Blair today asked for George W Bush's hand in marriage. More soon.
written by Lee Wyatt, 21 April 2007
"TomTom to blame" for Presidential delay
President Bush arrived a day late at New York to address the UN. He claimed his TomTom sat nav directed him via the Tyne Tunnel.
written by Noshing Mink, 21 April 2007
Catholic Church Changes Teaching about Limbo
Unbaptized babies CAN go to heaven after all, but only after being forced to listen to 100 hours of singing by Sanjaya.
written by Gail Farrelly, 21 April 2007
Department of Homeland Security Outlaws the Concept of Concepts
"Too many citizens are being confused between administration positions and reality"
written by unknown
Cape Kennedy Gunman had Writting on inside of Arm with Black Pen
- Arm inscription read: FED EXMAIL
written by Moose&Squirell, 21 April 2007
