There were 6 spoof news snippets published in May 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Star Bores
Anakin = Darth... who knew? James Earl Jones requested not to be credited for his voice work of Hayden Christensen's "whiney, effeminate" Darth Vader character in Revenge of the Sith.
written by bkkRon, 23 May 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks
It has been confirmed that Julia Roberts has been signed by Garry Marshall to star in Runaway Bride II, The Jennifer Wilbanks Story.
written by f_dawson, 02 May 2005
Olivia
Okey, she's my best friend Olivia. She's sometimes mean to me in stuff like that. You know what I think it was a month ago okey and she tried to kick me because Luke told her too.
written by Mercedes, 21 May 2005
Manchester United Windows Broken
"We've got the Glasers in." Confirms Spokesman.
written by Monochrome, 26 May 2005
Deep Throat Coughs Up!
W. Mark Felt today coughed up news that he is "Deep Throat". While eating with his attorney, Mr. Felt choked on his bagel. Using the Heimlich maneuver, his attorney disgorged this news onto the table.
written by f_dawson, 31 May 2005