There were 9 spoof news snippets published in June 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Cruise Outs His Love
"Ever since I met Katie, I've been a Holmosexual," said Cruise.
written by Shirley Knott, 05 June 2005
Scientist's find cure for cancer!
UK scientists have won the battle for cancer as they have created a new drug that targets cancer cells and wipes them. the pill is set to cost around 90 billion and will go on shelves in the year 2013
written by Neo, 07 June 2005
Magician Saves Woman's Life
After some sort of horrible mishap, a woman who had been sawed completely in half was miraculously put back together again - according to witnesses.
written by Shawn Parks, 11 June 2005
Rumsfield's Identity Briefly Stolen
Donald Rumsfield's identity was returned late Sunday evening after being stolen twenty-four hours earlier. Thief confesses, "The dude's nuts, man... I don't know how even HE stands being him."
written by Rob Norman, 19 June 2005
hurting for some more
white male finds out what happens when you pick a fight with a man named big'N more as it comes to us
written by numbah_one_fan, 22 June 2005
Senate may confirm John Bolton...
Democrats say they'll approve him if he just shaves off that stupid mustache...
written by JJ Alan, 24 June 2005
New Bin Laden Video Released
...challenges the United States to monkey bars competition against Al Qaeda
written by JJ Alan, 26 June 2005
Red Alert in U.S. after terrorist threat
A terrorist has sent an email to the White House threatening an "invasion" of the U.S. if it continues to refuse UN WMD inspections. The President vehemently denies the man's so-called "intelligence".
written by cthomson, 28 June 2005
Hussein was to pilot 4th 9/11 flight
A pilots' training course certificate and tickets for a flight to Washington on 9/11/01 were found in the lining of one of Saddam Husseins coats. U.S. analysts "aren't surprised".
written by cthomson, 29 June 2005