There were 9 spoof news snippets published in October 2004. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Survey Says.....
Bush and Kerry are locked in a virtual tie in the area of voter apathy.
written by Jack Van Gump, 25 October 2004
Flu vaccine prices skyrocket...
proving, once again, that while the rich get richer, the poor get sicker.
written by bkkRon, 13 October 2004
NHLPA---Get Rich or Die Trying
While most NHL players accumulate more than the average North American would if they lived twice, "A salary cap is not acceptable," says NHLPA President today in press conference
written by JesusJoe8, 05 October 2004
Voting Deemed Mandatory
In an effort to cut down on low voter turnout, the Bush administration today announced that voting is now required of all United States citizens. Developing...
written by Manic Velocity, 07 October 2004
Mount Saint Helens continues to let it out
Mount Saint Helens continues to let it out after scientists found a third case of beans at the rear of the volcanoe
written by rugerbird, 11 October 2004
Kerry to Divorce wife
John Kerry in a surprising move has announced he and his wife are divorcing so he can marry Governor Ruth Ann Minner of Delaware. Mr Kerry believes her political background willhelp him as president.
written by Michael Anglin, 16 October 2004
Watercressgate
UK tv cook Deliah Smith was today accused of tipping off authorities, ultimately leading to the imprisonment of US domestic goddess Martha Stewart's for lying. More to follow...
written by snoz bunsen, 20 October 2004
George W. Bush Outraged
Bill O'Reilly starts putting things into his ass instead of pulling things out of his ass as usual.
written by Webmister, 22 October 2004
Kerry Claims He'll Score Big!
John Kerry made a forceful announcment today that he'll lick Bush on Tuesday, as well as win the Presidency. Teresa Heinz Kerry had no comment, but blushed as red as a beet.
written by Fubar, 31 October 2004
