There were 9 spoof news snippets published in February 2004. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Another Elvis Sighting
A man claiming to be Elvis Presley is being held, without charges, at the US base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
A senior US interrogator said yesterday, "We'll be keeping him here until he sings".
written by KendoMonkey, 23 February 2004
Presidential Hopeful Comes Out
US Presidential hopeful Joe Lieberman came out today during a news conference while campaigning in Delaware. Lieberman told a stunned crowd of more than 200 gatherers that he's "not really Jewish."
written by B. Elliot Stern, 04 February 2004
BBC to be Downgraded
Following the reclassification of cannabis, Tony Blair has called for the BBC to be downgraded to a class F broadcaster, believing that it would “reflect the reputation of the corporation”
written by dannyd2004, 02 February 2004
New UK Immigration Policy
The UK have confirmed that all passengers arriving at Heathrow would be strip searched by a male member of security. By way of explanation, a spokesman said: “Britney Spears is arriving next week.”
written by TomPhil, 12 February 2004
Leprechans "Beat the Snot Out" of Cupid
Outrage that Valentine's Day greeting cards are still being stocked on store shelves, there has been a Leprechaun uprising in several retail stores across America.
written by Ken Adrian, 15 February 2004
Bush Appoints Dean Democratic Nominee, "Let's Skip All This Beaurocratic Bull Crap and Get to the Big Election&
Bush adds, "This is all just a waste of time anyway since I'll win with or without the most votes in November. Just another example of irresponsible spending by the Democrats."
written by Leanna Lawrence McCormick, 02 February 2004
Janet Jackson Responds
"I did it just to show that Michael isn't the only boob in the family."
written by buzzie, 02 February 2004
Pretzel vendors everywhere are on Red Alert after the President choked on another pretzel, He's currently being treated in Washington General Hospital for first degree choking.
written by Alex Quaeda, 18 February 2004
Dean accepts new post as cheerleading coach
Howard Dean was selected today as Dean of the Cheerleading Sciences Department at University of Vermount. Dean Dean was unavailable for further comment.
written by Lon Smith, 19 February 2004