Man eater eaten by man
Jo Brand, eater of men (and children) was today found eaten in a fat man's stomach. Brian Anderson, 46, claims to have "no idea" how she got in there but suspects Islamic terrorists are to blame.
written by Craig E. Laycock, 11 September 2003
Man wins Jilly Cooper
A "huge misprint" on a box of Weetabix has resulted in a man winning mildly-acclaimed novelist Jilly Cooper. Weetabix were today seen "razzing about" in the Mini Cooper that was the intended prize.
written by Craig E. Laycock, 11 September 2003
