A local zygote has been arrested by Uterine police and charged with Improper Cleavage and Conspiracy to Become a Morula.
Not...
...funny.
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"We received a credible tip, regarding certain zygotic cellular division," said Mullerian Duct / Fonix Police spokesperson Dick Papanicolaou. "We discovered the suspect in an advanced state of diploid cell division, which was contrary to the wishes of the host."
"The decision to advance to the blastocyst stage was not one made by my client," said pubic defender Johnny Cockran. "Through the actions of a third party, fertilization and mitotic cell division began. This was beyond my client's control.
"She's pregnant? What the f--k?" said the host's mate, an unindicted coconspirator. "She told me she was on the Pill."
