The Itsibitsi Corporation today announced that the unveiling of their revolutionary new toilet-top computer will take place next Tuesday in Yokohama.
The company are gambling their very existence on what they are hoping will be a 'must have' accessory for men the world over. And from what insiders have told us, the inventors have surpassed all possible expectations.
The Itsibitsi Number 2 weighs in at less than one kilogram, is a strikingly slim 15 millimeters thick, is A4 sized and opens out into a touchscreen control double screened device.
And, being made of flexethylene, it can be rolled up and slipped easily into a jacket pocket like a newspaper.
But the Itsibitsi Number 2 really comes into its own in the bathroom. Now guys can enjoy a long contemplative shit with a world of information at their fingertips. Access to internet sports pages, news pages, cartoon and porno sites will come as standard.
And there's even a facility built in for storage of up to 50 sheets of emergency toilet tissue, and a bookie's pen.
We think Itsibitsi will corner the market with this one.
More when we get off the pot.
