Written by Proffitt

Friday, 12 March 2010

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Dictionaries are about to explain the many UK 'slang' terms, or Dissess as they are known by opening our eyes (and ears) to many of our youth's put downs.

Terms such as "You're a right Gordon," (referring to a feckless idiot likely to squander loads of cash) and She's a Cheryl (meaning a frigid Lass from the North) will soon be in print and easily understood.

And so when a spotty youth sucks his teeth at the bus stop and mumbles in your direction "You Schumacher!" you can look up the term and realise he is calling you a raving cock jockey.

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Topics: dictionaries




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