Underwater Stonehenge found by Pavlopetri oceanographers

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Spookily just like the Salisbury Plain erection, above

Southern Peloponnese - (Fishy Tales): A vast submerged circular marble megaron resembling the Stonehenge sarsen stone formation has been discovered at the bottom of the sea near Elafonissos Island.

Oceanograhers say it looks like a 10,000 year-old sunken solar temple to Isis straddling some 30,000 square meters of ocean floor.

Its alignment to the brilliant star Altair in the constellation of Aquila - the Eagle - resembles the complex sacred geometry of Rennes-Le-Chateau in the French Pyrenees.

Viewed from above the structure is a virtual blueprint for the original 5th century AD floorplan of the foundations for Arundel Castle in West Sussex, England.

The existence of the ancient Greek location has been kept under wraps by marine archaeologists for over 40 years "to deter wackjob Druids" from taking the site over during the equinoxes and solstices.

Aristotle Onassis once crashed his Lynx Puma chopper 200 years from the sacred sunken site.

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