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Funny story: So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

A high school student has miraculously uncovered the secret past of Stonehenge. After centuries of 'spoof stories' being released about druids, pagans and monks, Dean Turnbridge just walked into his local library and looked at a book. "It's qu…

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Funny story: Pyramids were not built by aliens, Egypt tells Musk

Pyramids were not built by aliens, Egypt tells Musk

Egypt has invited billionaire Elon Musk to visit the country and see for himself that its famous pyramids were not built by aliens. Incredibly, Musk had tweeted support for 'conspiracy theorists' who say that the famous landmarks were constructed…

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Funny story: Stonehenge mystery finally solved

Stonehenge mystery finally solved

The origin of the giant sarsen stones at Stonehenge has finally been discovered. "Everything we thought we knew has been wrong," English Heritage's Mike Ockup told us. "For centuries, we thought that these stones were the work of our ancestors in…

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Funny story: Spot Checks Ordered As Uncircumcised Druids Banned From Stonehenge

Spot Checks Ordered As Uncircumcised Druids Banned From Stonehenge

Stonehenge, UK - (Spotty Ass Mess): Confusion reigns ahead of Friday’s Stonehenge Summer Solstice commemorations following a suspected outbreak of neolithic genital herpes among local Druid folk. The annual parade is traditionally marked by the d...

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Funny story: The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Long-time Stonehenge researcher and aficionado Archy Ollie Geist for years has been obsessed with getting at the true meaning of the ancient, mysterious site on the Salisbury Plain. Recent renewed ground radar analysis has brought to light previ...

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Funny story: Obama Has Rendezvous With Stones

Obama Has Rendezvous With Stones

Wiltshire, UK - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts were left high and dry at a famous London bar today as Barack Obama dropped by another ancient Brit monument to visit some very important stones. The President took time o...

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Funny story: Comet Siding Spring dazzles Summer Solstice skies

Comet Siding Spring dazzles Summer Solstice skies

The Cosmos - A new comet from deep inside the Oort Cloud is winging its way across the heavens this weekend like some cosmic prima ballerina strung out on angel dust. Comet Siding Spring, aka C/2013 A1, will be visible at twilight over Stonehenge...

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Funny story: Archaeologists discover "Sheephenge"

Archaeologists discover "Sheephenge"

Amesbury - Researchers from Sheffield University have announced the discovery of yet another mini-Stonehenge. The newest site, dubbed Sheephenge, is of recent origin and is reported to be constructed entirely of sheep, though the site has been diffic...

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Funny story: Stonehenge bouncy castle rattles Barking Druids

Stonehenge bouncy castle rattles Barking Druids

Isle of Dogs, London - The erection of a 50 foot blow-up Stonehenge replica at Barking Park is causing ructions among indigenous Druids. They fear whordes of stoned New Age nuts amassing at the inflatable monument are f++king up the natural cosmic...

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Funny story: Long lost Stonehenge Mona Lisa discovered

Long lost Stonehenge Mona Lisa discovered

London - The restoration and complete overhaul of a 15th century copy of Leonardo da Vinci's Verging On The Rocks has revealed a new version of the Mona Lisa. Sitting surrounded by Stonehenge's awesome monoliths the Florentine beauty wears a crims...

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Funny story: The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

Space - Dismissed in 1959 by the USSR Luna 3 probe as a pile of inconsequential volcanic trash a 3,000ft diameter standing stone formation has been captured on camera by NASA's latest mission. Stunning pictures from the Grail-A spacecraft reveal a...

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Funny story: Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Colorado Springs - "Silly excuse for naked revelry around a bonfire during the full moon!" is how one scornful US general put it as news of the Pentagon funding broke this week. However for the US military's motley crew of wiccans, pagans and asso...

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Funny story: 'Standing Stones' at Famous Wiltshire Site to be moved to London!

'Standing Stones' at Famous Wiltshire Site to be moved to London!

Following discussions with the government the famous ancient standing stones of Wiltshire's 'Stonehenge' are not going to have to be destroyed after all. Instead they are to be carefully taken down from there present site at Amesbury then relocated t...

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Funny story: Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' - report

Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' - report

London - An explosion of scare-in-the-community numbers is being blamed on alien-tampered wheat that's infiltrated the national food chain. "You've only got to look at some Wiltshire residents' faces to see those Darwinian throwback genes surfac...

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Funny story: Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...

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Funny story: Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...

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Funny story: Stonehenge structure spotted on Google Ocean's latest Atlantis find

Stonehenge structure spotted on Google Ocean's latest Atlantis find

Atlantic Ocean - (Pillocks of Hercules): A massive standing stone circle 'resembling Stonehenge' has been spotted under ancient layers of marine debris. The ruins appear on a grid-like image of the Atlantic Ocean bottom near the Canary Juice Isles...

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