Berlin - (Ass Mess): It was always Senator Ted Kennedy's dying wish was to be plastinated by German anatomist Gunther Von Haagendaz according to a press release today.
And now the embalming nutter wants to start stripping away those corpulent layers of alcohol-preserved flesh around the badass ex-senator's body.
A space has already been reserved in KGB section of his Body Worlds exhibition at New York's Buffalo Museum of Science.
Kennedy, 77, was a lifetime KGB/CIA double agent whose speciality was to lure defectors to expose themselves.
Von HaagenDaz's father worked for the SS during the war with the Nazis and was rewarded by US clan patriarch Joseph Kennedy with a secret body preservation recipe patented by the Zyklon-B factory.
Bubbles the Michael Jackson gorilla was 32 at the time of death.
