Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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We want to keep our honey

Scientists are becoming increasingly worried about the fact that Bees seem to be dying out. Over the last few years there have been less and less bees around and despite intensive research no one has been able to figure out why.

Professor B Bumble of Cambridge welcomes any new theories for the disappearance of bees although he warned that any person who comes up with anything to crazy will be told to buzz off.

Some of the latest theories include a great war between bees and wasps in which the wasps slaughtered millions of bees. Even more unbelievable Mr A Honeyman of Carlisle believes that bees fed up with making honey only for it to be stolen by humans have moved in their millions to a remote place in the rain forrests.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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