Written by Grove

Tuesday, 15 June 2004

In an amazing display of generosity, a web-based company has given away a free polyphonic ringtone to everyone in the whole wide world.

Mr. Scheister of PopUpsGalore Ltd. told an excited press "I just thought it was time to give something back". Now, every time anyone in the world logs onto the internet they will be instantly informed of the glorious news.

Whoever you are, and whether you're logged onto a very serious news related site or you're just looking around for free porn that you haven't already seen twice before you will be informed of Mr. Scheister's generosity through the age old method of pop-up.

"Many people accidentally close pop-up windows," said Mr. Scheister "and they instantly regret it. With our offer they don't need to worry because it will just pop up again five minutes later. It's the gift that keeps on giving."

Observers around the globe have applauded Mr. Scheister's humanity and spirit, as well as his determination to make sure people don't miss out. "Who wouldn't want a free polyphonic ringtone?" he quipped. Indeed, Mr. Scheister.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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