Master of confrontational psychology, Dr Phil of TV fame has been unmasking sick people in denial for loads of cash and lots a years now.
Recently, the good but mean doctor, in a moment of curiosity, decided to use his own lie detecting psychotherapy upon himself: "By God, once I shined my truth-o-meter on my own life I realized that I'm the biggest phoney of them all!
"First of all I'm a podiatrist, next my marriage is a fraud, my kids hate me and my wife thinks I'm a jerk. I got on Oprah with a fake resume and my books and tapes are all written by other people. God, I even realized that I'm not even bald and my voice is really somewhere between soprano and alto.
"I have a Brooklyn accent and I can hardly see straight I take so many pills. My prescription drug addiction makes Rush Limbaugh look like a Pez junkie!"
