Danger found lurking round corner

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Thursday, 5 July 2001

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You can't ignore the danger signs

Scientists have finally discovered exactly which corners danger is most likely to lurk around. The scientists at L'Oreal have been working on the question of whether danger lurks around every corner.

"We found that danger does not lurk around every corner, but instead lurks around every corner that you would not expect danger to lurk around."

"The only problem with our conclusion is that we're still not entirely sure why danger likes corners, nor why it chooses to lurk."

"In this instance it seems that lurking danger works on an uncertainty principle - it potentially lurks around every corner unless you are expecting it, in which case it buggers off somewhere else. As soon as you try to measure the lurking danger, it is not there. But we know it is."

Basically, danger, when its lurking stage, has the potential to be around every corner. So watch out.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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