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Chicken Ran Irresponsibly Across Road

Funny story: Chicken Ran Irresponsibly Across Road

A chicken has been warned about its cavalier behavior after it was almost the cause of a road accident on a country road on the outskirts of Battambang yesterday evening. The chicken, a scraggy, skinny black thing, thoughtlessly ran out into the r...

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Man's Swimming Trunks Came Off In Swimming Pool

Funny story: Man's Swimming Trunks Came Off In Swimming Pool

There was controversy at a swimming pool in Leeds yesterday afternoon, when a man's swimming trunks became dislodged from their normal position, and ended up hanging from one of his ankles. One woman screamed, another scrunched her face up, but ma...

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Scorpion Was In Man's Shoe

Funny story: Scorpion Was In Man's Shoe

A major incident was narrowly averted in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, when a man discovered a horrible, ugly, black scorpion hiding in his shoe! Moys Kenwood, 55, was on his way out to work at around 6:30am, and sat down to put hi...

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US Rollercoaster Panic As Death Ride Can't Be Stopped!

Funny story: US Rollercoaster Panic As Death Ride Can't Be Stopped!

There is terror on a terrifying scale at a Florida theme park today, after a new rollercoaster ride, packed with 100 passengers, malfunctioned, quickly went out of control, and now can't be stopped! The 'Florida Death Ride' at the End Of The World...

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New Danger For Black Men: Playing Pokemon Go

Funny story: New Danger For Black Men: Playing Pokemon Go

New on the list of dangerous things for black men to do is PWB, or Playing Pokemon Go While Black. Micheal Stokes an African American man who lives in Denver, Colorado, plays the new game. Stokes was confronted and held at gunpoint by a homeowner...

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Health and safety update the banned list

Funny story: Health and safety update the banned list

Britain's Health and Safety Executive have recently updated their banned list or household items that are no longer allowed in public buildings. "The first item on the latest list," said Daisy Bump, chairman of the H&SE, "is welcome mats. Thes...

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Superman grounded after air-safety fears

Funny story: Superman grounded after air-safety fears

The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly. "Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...

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Warning Signs wot I noticed today...

Funny story: Warning Signs wot I noticed today...

I awoke, and perused the warning signs on my morning medications before taking them: Warnings: If you miss dose and it is close to the time for your next dose, miss that one... Do not give to children or and adolescents below 18 years of age... Possible Side Effects: (To numerous to mention) If you take more ........ than you should go to the nearest Hospital A&E... Do not stop...

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UK braces itself for a rainbow swarm

Funny story: UK braces itself for a rainbow swarm

The Meteorological Office is issuing an amber warning to residents of the UK to prepare itself for a rainbow swarm as the wet weather sweeping the country causes spontaneous rainbow generation in all parts. "As we all know," said Michael Fish of t...

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Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Funny story: Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...

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Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

Funny story: Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe. Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in F...

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Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears

Funny story: Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears

The Google Doodle commemorating the 240th birthday of Richard Trevithick, one of the fathers of steam locomotion, tore itself apart today, when the gears at its centre were found to be in a locked formation. Unfortunately, the Doodle had already bee...

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3DTV Viewers warned to sit back from the screen

Funny story: 3DTV Viewers warned to sit back from the screen

After a series of accidents while watching Dancing on Ice in 3D viewers are being warned to sit back from the TV. "Some of the pirouttes and leg raises can be quite dangerous," said show producer Demi Glissade. "Viewers sat too close could be whip...

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Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Funny story: Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Professor Ted Harvard, who teaches at the University of Bedford in New York City held a news conference on Tuesday to present his argument that watching cartoons harms the lives of small children across the nation. He complains that children who are...

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Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Funny story: Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viewed with deep suspicion today by friends and family members as news emerged that he has not partaken of any form of alcoholic beverage since January 1st 2010. Shuttlecock, who grew up in the hard drinking, hard...

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Opportunist a danger to an intelligent society

Funny story: Opportunist a danger to an intelligent society

Bargain hunting is the most fervent of pastimes in the United States, a country built on liberty, equality and the right to shop. But it is one that may no longer appeal to Patricia VanLester, who was knocked unconscious in an opportunist stampede fo...

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"Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

Funny story: "Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

VANCOUVER (Varietal Magazine) - The voice on the other end of the telephone was fraught with panic: "Listen to me, I need to disappear for a little while... If they even know that I am talking with you, your life could be in danger too!"...

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Weapons Hazardous, Researcher Says

Funny story: Weapons Hazardous, Researcher Says

Berkeley, CA. A scientist at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory announced the results of a five-year study which he contends shows the existence of a possible link between the detonation of explosive devices in heavily-populated areas and an increased...

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