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Funny story: Oyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous

Oyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous

A man who was invited to take his family on an oyster-catching excursion at an artificial inland waterway in the Cambodian countryside, has told how the exciting prospect descended into near-chaos when no oysters were caught, and the party, travellin...

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Funny story: Sword Swallower Involved In Accident At Circus

Sword Swallower Involved In Accident At Circus

There was controversy at the Big Top on Thursday evening, when a professional Sword Swallower was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the si...

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Funny story: Lion Tamer Involved In Accident At Circus

Lion Tamer Involved In Accident At Circus

There was controversy at the Big Top on Tuesday evening, when a professional Lion Tamer was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the site at...

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Funny story: Man Approached By Killer Whale Says He Thought He Was Going To Be Killed

Man Approached By Killer Whale Says He Thought He Was Going To Be Killed

A man swimming, who came into contact with a monster Killer Whale, has said that, so fearful was he of the reputation of the beast involved, that he was worried that he was going to be killed. The man, who was swimming almost a half-mile from the...

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Funny story: Man's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp

Man's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp

There were stares of disbelief, and at least one instance of jaw-dropping amazement late this afternoon, as a woman ascended a tree rather in the style of a monkey, to the absolute astonishment of those watching. The incident took place as Moys Ke...

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Funny story: Wind Blew Fence Down

Wind Blew Fence Down

An extra strong gust of wind was thought to have been responsible for damage to the fence of a house in Nottingham this morning, after the owner of the property woke early to go to the toilet, looked outside, and saw a section of his latted fence lai...

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Funny story: Derelict Building Falls Down

Derelict Building Falls Down

Police and council officials have attended a location in a suburban area of Nottingham where a house, believed to have been empty for up to 15 years, suddenly collapsed this morning, leaving a pile of dust where it once stood. The house, at 43 Nin...

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Funny story: Man Could Die Any Minute

Man Could Die Any Minute

There were severe concerns, last night, for the welfare of a foreign man living in an area of the world which some have described as being "out of his comfort zone", and fears that he could, quite literally, die at any moment. The man in question...

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Funny story: Man In Dispute With Wife, Over Motorbike

Man In Dispute With Wife, Over Motorbike

A man has revealed details of a dispute he is having with his wife, over her daughter - his step-daughter - riding their motorbike. The daughter/step-daughter is only 13 years old, and cannot legally be in charge of a motor vehicle anywhere on the...

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Funny story: New Fad Of Carrying An Intravenous Drip Whilst Riding A Motorcycle, Sweeping Through City

New Fad Of Carrying An Intravenous Drip Whilst Riding A Motorcycle, Sweeping Through City

A new 'fad' of riding a motorcycle after having visited a doctor to have an intravenous saline solution drip fitted, has swept through one southeast Asian country almost as fast as the Dengue Fever it's hoped the drip will help clear up. The quirk...

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Funny story: Man Decided To Have A Garden Fire And Put A Lot Of Aerosol Cans On It To See What Would Happen

Man Decided To Have A Garden Fire And Put A Lot Of Aerosol Cans On It To See What Would Happen

A man who had nothing better to do at the weekend, decided to have a fire in his back garden, and put some old, empty aerosol cans he had in his garage, on the fire, to see what would happen. Moys Kenwood had the idea whilst looking at a can of ae...

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Funny story: Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...

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Funny story: Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story: Child Fell Over In Playground

Child Fell Over In Playground

The hot, balmy weather at the weekend was enough to get most people out of the house and on the move, but one family who took their kids to a playground almost had cause to regret it, when their youngest son fell over, causing an injury to his leg.

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Funny story: Man Executes Mosquito

Man Executes Mosquito

A man, sat minding his own business, and not being a bother to anybody, was the victim of a bloody attack last night, and was forced to carry out an execution. Moys Kenwood, 55, was sitting in his chair, typing out a spoof story on his telephone,...

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Funny story: Man Took Family On Bamboo Train Ride, And Nearly Shit His Load

Man Took Family On Bamboo Train Ride, And Nearly Shit His Load

A man who took his family to a tourist attraction which had its own miniature Bamboo Train, decided to give it a try, and nearly shat his pants. The location was about 45 minutes from Battambang town center, but the dilapidated Tuk Tuk that took M...

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

There is concern tonight over a large sea area in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean known as 'The Bermuda Triangle', which cannot now be located, and has been officially designated as "missing". The area, loosely defined as stretching f...

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