London - (Ass Mess): A leading study of over one thousand British school children has found that the vast majority of them feign learning difficulties as a dyslectic smokescreen for having 'lazy, thick or stupid parents'.
The Durham University findings show that kids feel a huge stigma about having daft tosser parents and will do anything to draw negative vibes about themselves rather than admit their mothers and fathers are sub-moronic idiots.
"After years of working with children, I have seen how they don't want their parents to be considered lazy, thick or stupi," Prof V Smart said today..
"There are all kinds of reasons why children hate school but we can't determine why that these really are."
