"Dr" Kennedy Decides on Medical Procedure!

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Friday, 20 April 2007

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Supreme Court may soon decide this is human life!

"Dr" Anthony Kennedy JD has decided that he has the expertise to determine what medical procedure is appropriate to resolve a late-term crisis pregnancy. After numerous years as a top notch lawyer and judge Doctor Tony thinks he has the scientific knowledge to contradict the most respected organization of OB-GYN's: "I didn't even pass high school Bio but like alot of science being done by politicians these days, I just feel that I'm right!"

SCJ Kennedy was joined by the 4 most right-wing InJustices in US History. Together the gang of four chanted: "Who needs an MD we got JD's!"

Behind the scenes with their robes off the 5 anti-choice InJustices explained their decision: "InJustice Clarence seems to know more about sex than the rest of us combined." He told us that when a man puts his silver long john into a nappy-haired Ho, she better have his baby!

Chief Justice Small John Roberts wrote in his opinion: "Solid on that Brutha!" Down-Home Scalia seconded that emotion: "Gotcha back!" What Makes Sammie Alito Run chimed in: "And your front!"

New cases awaiting the court will consider the way other human rights are enforced. Speech, Press and Assembly will all be reexamined to see if they should not be allowed in extreme circumstances like the life or the health of the mother. The court has excluded religion from its new reexamination of rights for the same reason they settled the Florida election crisis of '04: Bush said so!

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