The Greek alphabet has 24 letters. After Omicron comes Pi. When are we getting some Pi?
There will always be a new variant because this is the new normal for the 2020s. From 2000 to 2019 we had terrorism to worry about. (Ah, remember terrorists? Weren’t they fun? They stayed on their side of the world and didn’t bug anyone here, or very few, and then, magically, they went away. All that worry for nothing. Not like today …)
Today we have viruses. You have to give The Man credit (whoever runs this world), that they’re using everything from the Fear Playbook – those things which always make people scared. Death from people, from single-celled organisms, from dictators, from Conservatives (they are their own species), from ravenous mongooses!
(I can’t wait for those mongooses! I hope Disney doesn’t sanitize the fear right out of them and make them sing a fucking song about friendship or something lame like that. Fuck musicals!)
But now that were on Omicron and its many variants, when will “Health Officials” (I never thought that would be a fearful cabal) change their minds and get to the next letter in the Greek alphabet – just get to Pi!
People love Pi! I love Pi in the morning and late at night, as dessert or even a main meal. Pi all over me, baby! Let the Pi variant flow like molten gold!
Wait … how are all of you pronouncing in your heads that word? How it looks or how it sounds?
Pi.
So simple, so complex … I’m getting hungry and feeling like I need a shower when I just see or hear that word.
Bring it on, WHO, I’m ready for some hard core Pi!
