Male Lactation All the Rage!

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Tuesday, 20 February 2007


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Lemming with grafted clit on his penis

Scientific advances in breast-feeding are not just limited to females. Hormones, breast pumps and all manner of devices are allowing men heretofore incapable of giving teat to their bouncing baby girls and boys to nuture the little wankers!

Billy Nipwiggler could hardly contain his excitement at the experience: "The lil sucka caught on to my "Nips r us" artificial nipple and went to town like a drunken sailor!".

President Bush said that he could not wait for one of the twins to get knocked up (providing they were off the sauce since he did not want any more fetal alcohol Bushes). "People think with the shock and awe and the brush-clearin' that I'm not a sensitive fella but they's plumb wrong! I can't wait to have one of my grands tugging away at my milking teat!"

Feminist the world over are protesting the genger-indifferent breast-feeding development:"What's next?" Screeched Betty Friedan Jr. "The male clitoral orgasm?!"

In a related story, Harvard sex researcher, Dr Playan Wit-Myce claims to have successfully transplanted a rodent's clitoris on the head of a lemming's penis. Dr Wit_Myce exclaimed:"Man,did that suicidal rat embrace life!"

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