Faith in Bigfoot and Other Frauds Fading!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Bigfoot says: Go suck an egg!

American Association for the Advancement of Faith in Frauds(AAAFF) decried the results of a recent survey which shows that belief in the bogus is weakening across US society.

Bigfoot is not the only bulldinky to get the boot. According to researcher, Puta Pinint, Americans are losing faith in horoscopes and creationism: "I guess the descendants of Uncle Sam are finally saying the fault is not in the stars but in ourselves. Acceptance that the earth is only 10,000 years old was bound to fade as some of us have living relatives almost that age!"

Belief in alien visits to Planet Earth has also declined by 15% since 1983. Skeptic Pinint claimed that he's join the ranks of alien believers if only: "You could show me an alien artifact, a hubcap maybe or even a lug nut!"

"Jesus' virgin birth still dominates evolution", according to AAAFF spokesperson, Kood Bee, "and so we hope our other improbabilities,like Bush's honesty about the war in Iraq, will rally soon in a new age of faith in fraud".

Bigfoot's only comment in the Juneau Youknow was to say: "Go suck an egg!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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