Indian man hacked the spiritual world

Funny story written by Knackle

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Karnataka, India - system engineer, Anjali Rao has discovered the protocol on which the spiritual word communicates.

Not unlike existing Transmission Control Protocol / internet protocol (TCP/IP), Anjali states there is a "soul control protocol" / "spiritual protocol" (SCP/SP) that establishes connections to heaven, hell and any other metaphysical realm.

While this is a fairly new discovery, Anjali suspects that all the same problems encountered on the human internet exist in the spiritnet.

Anjali is currently building on an intrusion prevention system (IPS) to detect and block bad spirits from entering his Aura Chi.

He believes SCP/SP in a guaranteed delivery protocol so even if some of his packets are dropped, his soul will not be lost.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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